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spoonix 5 points ago +5 / -0

You've obviously never spent a night in the poke before, either. Or bailed out someone who has. Which is a good thing. :)

They basically get a bond from someone else for the full amount of the bail at usually around 10% (non-refundable). You go to court, be a good boy, bail gets released back to bondsman, they make a 10% return on investment, you're out 10% (and still have lawyer fees to look forward to).

If you're a bad boy, skip court, flee to Morocco, then government keeps the bail, so tough luck bond holder. Bond holder who will then do a cost/benefit analysis and decide if it's worth hiring Dog the Bounty Hunter or Lee Majors and Half Pint's ex-husband to drag you back in or not.

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spoonix 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, but how smart could the old timers have been? They didn't even have google.

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spoonix 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's covered by "aliens" because Jeb Bush is a freaking Martian.

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spoonix 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was today years old when I learend that "real alpha males" look like the kind of dude you don't want to leave small children alone with.

Or your dog.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's with all the threats to snap necks from Deep State pawns lately? It used to be just "punch in the face".

Much angry. So sad. :(

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spoonix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Through some sort of plan to setup an alternate, gold based world currency and coordinated through, say, red file folders exchanged at in person meetings?

Poppycock. Sounds like a conspiracy theory.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did Chuck Schumer happen to be standing right behind him before he took the tumble?

"You told us you had a foolproof plan for making Haley the puppet in chief, you sunnabitch!"

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spoonix 6 points ago +6 / -0

Marshall is a senator from KS? He's from Butler county, which is right next (due east) to Witchita.

Wonder if there's a link to the AA5432 there.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love that the video is from TikTok.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, if the free motorized scooter and $4,000/mo in pills to treat the side effects of pills you are taking fits.....

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spoonix 5 points ago +5 / -0

Already done. The four polar bears that live there all signed off on it.

Traded it for some scarves and a few Coca Colas.

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spoonix 5 points ago +5 / -0

There are supplements (target liver and lymphatic system) with bromelain and you can find OTC pills for edema treatment that use it.

Interesting that it also shows anti-cancer and anti-parasitic properties.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm concerned here friends that Wright doesn't have enough designer dresses purloined from luggage stolen from the airport to be effective in this role.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't worry about that, B-dawg. Turns out those IC gigs are so easy that even a bald, braindamaged communist monkey can do it.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know about everyone else, but I just said, "No."

They asked if it was a religious exemption and I said, "Nope. I just don't wanna."

They reminded me I could be fired, and I just said, "Welp, that'd be unfortunate and I'd be sad because I really like it here. But the answer is still no."

I wasn't threatening lawsuits or anything (although I absolutely would have just to set a precedent). Ultimately my manager punted it up to his manager, who punted it up to senior management who did what senior managent always does when firm, clear leadership is needed: nothing. :)

What's funny is this was to go to a company-wide conference, and the week after I was pretty much the only employee at work because everyone else had caught covid and was bedridden.

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spoonix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait.

So are we going to be able to buy breeding slave wimmins from Handmaid's Tale training centers next year or not?

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spoonix 7 points ago +7 / -0

If you dump enough of them around you they transform from being a bike into a barricade. Just one more thing the sad sacks have to climb over to get to you while your back is turned.

Maybe not an impenetrable 12ft wall, but it buys enough time for your friends to surround you, setup a perimeter, expand it, and give you room to work.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

That moment when you realize you declared a departmental jihad on the guy who's going to be auditing funding for groups and programs after Trump wins.

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