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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love that the video is from TikTok.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, if the free motorized scooter and $4,000/mo in pills to treat the side effects of pills you are taking fits.....

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spoonix 5 points ago +5 / -0

Already done. The four polar bears that live there all signed off on it.

Traded it for some scarves and a few Coca Colas.

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spoonix 5 points ago +5 / -0

There are supplements (target liver and lymphatic system) with bromelain and you can find OTC pills for edema treatment that use it.

Interesting that it also shows anti-cancer and anti-parasitic properties.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm concerned here friends that Wright doesn't have enough designer dresses purloined from luggage stolen from the airport to be effective in this role.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't worry about that, B-dawg. Turns out those IC gigs are so easy that even a bald, braindamaged communist monkey can do it.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know about everyone else, but I just said, "No."

They asked if it was a religious exemption and I said, "Nope. I just don't wanna."

They reminded me I could be fired, and I just said, "Welp, that'd be unfortunate and I'd be sad because I really like it here. But the answer is still no."

I wasn't threatening lawsuits or anything (although I absolutely would have just to set a precedent). Ultimately my manager punted it up to his manager, who punted it up to senior management who did what senior managent always does when firm, clear leadership is needed: nothing. :)

What's funny is this was to go to a company-wide conference, and the week after I was pretty much the only employee at work because everyone else had caught covid and was bedridden.

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spoonix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait.

So are we going to be able to buy breeding slave wimmins from Handmaid's Tale training centers next year or not?

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spoonix 7 points ago +7 / -0

If you dump enough of them around you they transform from being a bike into a barricade. Just one more thing the sad sacks have to climb over to get to you while your back is turned.

Maybe not an impenetrable 12ft wall, but it buys enough time for your friends to surround you, setup a perimeter, expand it, and give you room to work.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

That moment when you realize you declared a departmental jihad on the guy who's going to be auditing funding for groups and programs after Trump wins.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought it meant they caught him sniffing a 13 year old.

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spoonix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Father's response in Chinese: "Oh, thank God. I was worried she was having pre-marital sex with a foreigner."

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spoonix 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's what Kamalah said!

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spoonix 6 points ago +6 / -0

They mention "casting spells" against Project 2025 to hurt Trump.

Now, I'm no warlock here or anything... but it seems to me that if you're going to hazard your immortal soul and make pacts with the Forces of Evil you might want to at least make sure about your target as your first step.

Actually, nevermind. Proceed, please.

And you should also "cast spells" against groups like Patriot Front. And all the people financing it. That'll really teach Trump a lesson.

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spoonix 1 point ago +1 / -0

How is it $1B can be funnelled out of FEMA funding and into EBT cards for non-citizens without a problem, but back when Trump wanted to redirect some defense funds into building the wall there were all these laws it would have violated?

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spoonix 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Hi, my name is Nancy Pelosi, and I'd like a ballot, please."

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thursday.

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spoonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plot twist: Harris gets 25th'd after an alleged mental breakdown in October, Hillary steps in as VP, Biden steps down.

There's your surprise.

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spoonix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't he already try to double charge Trump in two different federal courts before his first spanking?

Does that make this like Triple Jeopardy?

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