Plus they're probably a little short staffed as some folks are out sick.

Because they got the vax.

Iknorite. And who's going to force these ignorant savages to expand their minds with mandatory It's-not-CRT-but-it's-totally-CRT training?!?

"If they don't do what we say, then we're not going to let their members be called up and kept in theater for deployments well beyond an active duty TDY in order to fill out our ranks in war zones. And they're certainly not going to be invited to sleep in parking garages without access to bathrooms, showers, or hot food in Washington, DC anymore."

Against mostly 17 year olds.

Hope he's practicing his penmanship.

Cause in this job market, you want to make a good first impression when you fill out that application for Cinnabun.

Sounds about right. The last time Barr and Wray held their big "major law enforcement announcement", it was to tell everyone that apparently the Chinese aren't our bestest friends and apparently they've been spying on us.

Next week: A Project Veritas laptop hanged itself in an evidence locker with a noose it fashioned out of plastic evidence bags.

The laptop had recently been taken off of suicide watch, and the camera overseeing the locker was down for maintenance at the time.

Right-o.

And I may have an unhealthy addiction to Whataburger Patty Melts.

"SA" is also the abbrev for Sturmabteilung, or the Nazi's Brown Shirts.

I believe Q insinuated that Antifa was basically the Dems' Brown Shirts, and I wonder if Huma doesn't in some way link those groups attacking federal building and officers back to the Clinton Foundation as a moneyman through the ActBlue or something.

You should move to new jobs or schools.

Any organizational leader who would willingly decimate his staff or customer base (and I mean that literally... if you push a mandate you're losing at least 10%) is presenting prima facie evidence of his/her/its stupidity and will be making other dipwad moves that will only drive the organization into the ground.

You need to get clear of the blast radius and should start running.

Hang in there, sweetie. Bill's super-syphilis treatment ended up costing more than they had budgeted, and the cash just isn't rolling in from the Foundation like it used to.

But Hillary's check should clear either today or tomorrow and she'll be able to get the boys to Epstein you out of your misery by this weekend.

Shhhhh. Shhhhhhh. That's ok, Lenny.

You keep looking over there, and I'll tell you all about the rabbits again.

Great.

Now file charges against the SB for being accessories after the fact for covering it up.

What is "finally telling the truth after you realize that your propaganda lie has instead given your opposition meme fodder which has spread like wildfire and gotten to the point where you realize you can't stop it without going full dictator by banning free speech and thus giving away the game before your maniacal plans have been able to reach fruition"?

I'll take "States With an Even Number of Vowels" for $600, Alex.

Correlation doesn't imply causation!

It's a little early to blame these symptoms on the vax booster shot. It could be that the poor bastard was bitten by a werewolf recently, and he's feeling the pre-effects of his first change.

That's kind of the point, no?

I'd reply back to the group and remind everyone that the jab is only good for about 6 months, so if they got theirs in June or earlier they also need to make sure they get a booster or else they're just as dangerous as the unvaxxed.

=)

I might be a selfish, infectious walking unmasked super spreader of not-chinese-bioweapon-it-came-from-bats murder viruses, but that doesn't mean I can't be helpful!

It's like raaaaaaaain... at a Southwest gate.

Spoiler alert for Babylon 5 in case (somehow) you still haven't seen it and have it in the queue:

A psyche out designed to break his will.

They essentially chain him down to the chair, wheel him out of the room, down a corridor into a new room. They let him sit for a few seconds before a guy in an executioner hood walks in, followed by some different orderliers who wheel in a gurney and set everything up while executioner dude just stares at Sheridan.

Scene ends with the orderlies clearing out, the man in the hood removes his mask to reveal he was someone Sheridan thought was an ally that had been murdered because Sheridan had convinced him to say no, and the guy leans forward and repeats the opening lines of the interrogation script... Something like "Good morning. It's looking to be a wonderful day outside."

Man, it looks like the asymptomatic bad weather is about to spread to other cities.

The whole reason "Credentialed Professional News(tm)" is supposed to be trustworthy and pure and so much better than scruffy looking randos pushing Conspiracy Theories(tm) on subersive sites like this is that they go the extra mile to cross check and confirm everything in their articles.

It wasn't just her that "oopsied" here. The editor and the fact checking staff also let it go. Every single safeguard that was supposed to prevent the NYT from being subverted as a journalistic institution failed here and allowed a lie through. Given the velocity of other incidents like this and some of the extraordinary claims the paper has made there's good reason to believe this isn't an isolated event.

We all know this already.

But for those who are still asleep, there are two big questions they should be asking themselves if they still believe the NYT is in any way a reliable source of information:

• Why lie about something so small? Who benefits from the public thinking there's almost a million hospitalized children due to covid?

• Considering that "facts" like this being published in a paper like that are enough "evidence" to issue invasive warrants... is her still being employed there not a massive danger to the public? What's to stop her from flat out libeling a private citizen if none of the safeties to prevent this sort of abuse and incompetence work? Has she not demonstrated that the responsbility of the position is beyond her?

For trimming up your backyard lawn, sure.

For taking care of a large lot that's been left to grow wild for months? Not so much.

LET'S GO MARTIN!

It was the safest and most secure lotto we've ever had.

I would probably ask the pharmacist for the contact info for the person in the "corporate office" who was responsible for that policy.

And they had better be an MD or a pharmacist themselves, because if it's just some MBA issuing edicts from on high then there's a lawsuit for praticing medicine without a license in their future.