Told them that I have a condition. They asked what it was and told them i had chronic DGAF. The convo ended there and I proceeded to carry on with my free ass American day.
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Fuck them for asking. They aren't doctors nor are they YOUR doctor.
No wonder they work at Lowe's.
How many Lowes would Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowes?
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i think i peed my pants!!!
The notion that doctors know better is horseshit... As this plandemic has very clearly illustrated... False authorities, false idols.
People have paid the price for putting their faith in the wrong place - TV, doctors and pharmaceuticals, Hollywood, etc.
Nor are you required to divulge your medical status to anyone under HIPAA.
Got allergies? Asthma? Sleep apnea? Nasal congestion? Deviated Septum surgery? Addicted to nicotine and a smoker? Live in humid area? Any other condition that inhibits oxygen supply to the lungs? Not a law fag, but it seems to me that upon declaration that you have such a condition, they can’t deny entrance without being in violation of the ADA. Equivalent to not letting the old lady come in with her oxygen tank because they are afraid that it will explode.
Time for class action lawsuits against the big box companies. Notice you haven’t heard of any of those being closed down by state or local “authorities.” Give the small biz’s a pass on the lawsuits, but still refuse to wear the f-ing mask.
The only gotcha there is that if the store provides other ways of getting what you need then they allegedly have every right to kick you out of the store. Happens every day at Giant Eagle in Western PA. They're complete dicks about the whole thing.
"Chronic DGAF"
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THATS AWESOME.. I love it.. they ask me and I tell them I have a condition as well. Defer to hippa laws and they don’t ask more.. and I’m not lying.. my condition is that I’m stubborn as H___ and am not going to bow to there BS
I have AFS. American Freedom Syndrome. They must be able to tell just by looking at me because I have yet to be hassled.
You don't have to disclose your condition to anyone. You can just say I have a medical condition and go on your way.
Fun fact, you can go to the airline and tell them you have a medical condition and need to be seated first on the plane and they can't ask or anything.
I live in SDiego was flying to South Dakota ..I’ve never worn a mask in San Diego I wear a medical mask exempt badge that I made over a year ago, however when I went to the airline and told them this and showed it to them they gave me a hard time and we’re flipping back-and-forth from manager to manager, then they had a doctor come out and he told me that if I had a condition where I was unable to wear a mask to fly then I was not able to fly on their airline, Delta ! He said that he was concerned to have me on the plane, it was fucked up , I had no choice ! I had brought a Trump mask that i ordered just in case, that pissed him off, and pissed everyone else off as well , walking through Minnesota I was treated like I had a disease lol people were so pissed that I had Trump across my mask. Once in Dakota it was accepted with applause . Flying back to San Diego many people whispered ..I like your mask, but in Minnesota omg .. some chick in the bathroom acted like she wanted to fight me, she threw her paper towel on the floor and slammed out ,, friggin crazy !
I bought my Trump mask in Bemidji Minnesota so not all MN is crazy left. There are plenty of Trump supporters there.
Yes I agree ..I should have said the airport ..much of Minnesota are strong patriots ..in fact Mike Lindell thinks our President took Minnesota .I believe that
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Sweet!
LOL I love you and don't even know you!
Fuck, I love all of you! LOL
Love you too, brother.
At my Lowe's the employees are extra helpful to my unmasked self. You'd think the more they see customers without them, the faster they will be freed from them.
DGAF?
Don’t Give A Fuck!
Lol! I’m glad you do gaf enough to stand up!
Me and my ten year old daughter got confronted at the entrance to best buy the other day.
Faggots: "Do you have a mask?!?!"
Me: "No"
Faggots: "We have some right here" points
Me: "No thanks!" Shakes head, walks right on through
Exactly what I’ve been doing this entire time. Fuck that bullshit about claiming you have a condition and hoping to hide behind hippa laws, stand up for your rights for fuck sakes. I go with a simple “Nah, I’m good”. Although to be honest I’ve only been asked if I want a mask 3-4 times, I think most people that see us without a stupid mask on our faces merely wish that they too had gigantic balls.
Exactly! I was actually surprised because most business don't even say anything (Oklahoma is okay). I did get kicked out of a subway sandwich shop, but that's the extent of my harassment.
I was asked at a subway with my refusal but they served me anyway. When the other customers were gone the manager asked “you don’t believe in masks?” I went on to redpill him and the other employee with a 15 minute fact fest. They were fascinated and hadn’t heard of anything I was telling them. ?
I walked in with bringing my whole unmasked family and the mask Nazi was an irate, rude, POC. Unfortunately after being severely food poisoned, I'm cautious about who prepares my food. I felt it was in my best interest not to patronize.
The only place that’s happened to me was Dollar General. As soon as I walked in the counter person, multicolor hair and all, was yelling “ you need a mask!”. I was walking towards them anyway because all I needed was to pay for a bag of ice which was outside. I said “ I have a medical exemption”. It said “you still need a mask” Me: “umm no, that’s what a medical exemption is. I don’t have to wear one” It tried to speak again and I said “ Look, I’m not gonna argue with you, read the Governors own mandate. Just sell me a bag of ice” It took my money and tossed the change on the counter. I said “Nice attitude” and walked out.
LOL, that's great. I think it makes some of these freaks feel powerful to act that way. After the last year, I can really see how people would have just gone along with the Nazis in 1930's Germany. I always wondered.
Yeah, it’s a real eye opener to see how many people there are out there with no fortitude. Sad and disappointing really.
I did the same thing at Home Depot last year.
"Sir, we have masks here if you'd like one."
"No thanks!"
Bonus points for using the word faggots. Diesel approves!
It would have been funny if you got all outraged and loud at the mere asking of that question, yelling, "I'm going to Home Depot where my business is appreciated!!!" ...I wonder how that would have gone over...? I loved your answer though - that was awesome!! I think I have chronic DGAF too!
Yeah I say "I have a medical exemption, I'm allergic to bullshit."
That’s excellent. I like “Chronic CSD” or “Common Sense Disorder”, it’s one of my go-tos. I may start using DGAF!!
My husband says he has a condition and then gives crazy eyes and says he has severe emotional instability. They just say “have a nice day!” ?
Nice.
That's awesome! Also, Go cowboys!
A few weeks back I was in a kohl’s in Austin not wearing a mask. Some worker said excuse me sir, do you have a mask? I said nope. She asked, do you want one? I said nope. Thanks though. Continued shopping. (Btw don’t give me shit bout shopping at kohl’s please!)
Haha that's good.
But I can't believe they had the audacity to ask you what condition. Pretty sure that's illegal or something. Ya know, HIPPA and stuff.
They already broke the law just by asking. Your health is your business, not theirs.
“It almost validates their nonsense”.
That is the most perfect way to put it. I will be stealing this line and using it often!
Walked through a Whole Foods and no one challenged me, funny that the organic foodstuffs store had everyone in a mask. The more local chain has way more people without the face diaper. Louisiana.
I've been thinking about the whole "organic food" people. Specifically those that are so conscious about their health that they only eat organic, but around here, they've been the first in line for the jab!
"I'm sorry. As a condition of my parole, I'm not permitted to cover my face in public."
Illegal for them to ask you that. Write to the manager/regional manager indicating your consideration of a lawsuit unless their employees get proper training in leaving customers alone or they drop their stupid rule.
Agreed. (Haven't had to go this hard yet, but) my go to if someone really gives me a hard time is: "if you treat me badly I will leave and organize a group to raise awareness of how I was treated and divert as much business and revenue from your establisment and give it to your competitors who are willing to treat me well. Is it worth it to you to treat me badly?"
They're not allowed to ask you what that's against the law.
GENERAL RULES Q7. What questions can a covered entity's employees ask to determine if a dog is a service animal? A. In situations where it is not obvious that the dog is a service animal, staff may ask only two specific questions: (1) is the dog a service animal required because of a disability? and (2) what work or task has the dog been trained to perform? Staff are not allowed to request any documentation for the dog, require that the dog demonstrate its task, or inquire about the nature of the person's disability. https://www.ada.gov/regs2010/service_animal_qa.html
Been trained to detect low levels of Pb......looks like your deficient freind.
And this exact bullshit law is why people can buy a vest for their untrained pitbull and pretend it's an ESA for their cOnDisHuns.
Neil Bortz told a story of a man that would ride his horse IN di_ney world....therapy horse.....so park employee had to follow around and clean up after the horse.
I told someone I had DILIGAF (do I look like I give a fuck?) I got the same response. I guess they thought it was a real condition.
Menards was one of the 3-4 places that tried to force a mask on me. There’s a Lowe’s just half mile down the road from them that doesn’t care if I wear a mask or not. They get all of my business now and Menards will never see another dime from me.
My planned retort if someone is bold enough to ask me what condition I have is "I have a functioning brain."
I walked into target yesterday without a mask and to my surprise there was no door monkey like there usually is. No one said a word.
I'm allergic to cough bullshit cough
Was it an employee? The Lowe's policy is that if someone doesn't wear a mask after being offered one, to let them go and not to mention it anymore. They are not supposed to ask about conditions or press about it any further. I used to work at a Lowe's and I went through the training. I even worked without a mask for a few months until I quit.
My GiveADamn is broke
Honestly at this point I'm considering putting a ton of stuff into a cart, especially some heavier items, and then phishing for a mask Karen by taking the mask off.
Stunning and brave /s
WTF.
Sometimes you just gotta troll the sheep
Why put a mask on in the first place?
Chronic DILLIGAF is pretty deadly
Fuck em!!
Lowes is the one place I go where no one says anything, ever.
It's weird to me that of all the stores I frequent in south Louisiana, Lowes is one where I see the most masks. These big construction guys wearing masks and then there's me a 5'4" grandmother maskless. I've gotten a few looks but then I either smile or give them my "Come on, make my day" look and they back off.
Lmao that is hilarious.