From henceforth this shall be your answer when people ask about your vaccination status!
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No! Anal is disgusting!! ?
-People who have never tried anal
Deport the sodomites
Deport yourself for not understanding the context of that story.
HINT: Study Enoch.
Its hot until you get a lump of shit on your dick.
Nothing a baby wipe can't fix.
Also, when you empty your own waste regularly, you learn quickly that poop isn't as bad as most other substances. For example, motor oil is a pretty mild scent- hell some people like the smell. But if you drink motor oil, your ass is going to the ER. Drink some poop water, and you'll more than likely be okay.
So you don't have your anal passport yet? So you're not allowed to board the plane sir
Just flew United and never asked about the vaccine. Flew Delta the week before without the question.
But are face diapers still required?
Federal face mask law is still in effect. Until that goes then you will fly with a mask, unfortunately.
Thanks. That was what I figured.
beware the poop worm! mateys
Remember they're liberal what happens when their answer surprises you and they say yes I like anal with underage boys. You might want to get your canned answer ready lol these people are sick
Funny
THIS is my new official goto line. I mean, Tuckers response was hilarious, but it doesn't quite roll off the tongue in the heat on the moment like this one.
I'm going to start asking if they got an STD panel and what were the results. If they didn't get one, I'll accuse them of being plague rats who are going to kill grandma.
"I identify as vaccinated."
I just leave it at that. Not interested in conversation with vaxxed libtards.
Did a quote for some work for a guy about a month ago. Called the other day and checked to make sure we're good to go.
Wife wants to know if I'm vaxxed. "I, personally, don't care..." he says. "If YOU, personally, don't care, then why are you asking me, for your wife? She'd be asking me, personally, if YOU didn't care - isn't that right?" I continued with the old "what world do you live in that you have any right of knowledge to my medical status?"
He started apologizing instantly and apologizing for his wife's idiocy. Cancelled the job anyway. Sorry, not dealing with that. They're the first ones to ask.
I even got calls / emails during our red lockdown in New Brunswick telling me they could guarantee nobody in the house but me, I'd have a key. I'm not too worried about dealing with this again. EVERYONE needs drywall + taping work done, and nobody wants to do it lol.
Damn, I wish you lived closer. I've tried drywall, well taping anyways, disaster, so I stuck some caulk in between the sheets, thick wall paper over the drywall and painted the wall paper. It looks pretty good but we're talking about a 100yo house so nobody is looking that closely at the wall. Thank goodness it was only 1 wall and not the whole room or house.
lol. Yes, I've seen a lot of ... different fixes over the years. There's a lot of 100+ year old homes here in NB, mostly plaster, and you can kinda patch it, or replace it. Patching plaster though.... ugh.
I'd say 50% of my initial calls / contact are for ceiling replacement, usually end up doing the painting as well. Once people find you are drywall / tape specific they don't even question it. MOST of the drywall to finish work down here is done by painters ; and they want to paint it all white because it hides everything.
I love it, and I'm beyond grateful and thankful I can be home and do this ( on my own terms at that ) and not have to back out West.
Did that a few years ago ; I went back to Calgary, she stayed home here. Now, with her job as fuel delivery, which is 12-14 hours a day to be available to take care of the 4 dogs and parrots, she couldn't do it. We have cats too but they're ok if you're not home much ha ha.
yea people hate doing it. I learned from the right guy because I love it. He lived and breathed taping.
I like "my body, my choice".
I’ll vaccinate you with my keys!?
I like to ask about people's recent colonoscopies if they're going to ask me if I've gotten the jab. Nothing like the idea of the discomfort of a camera up your ass to remind people my private medical info is none of their business.
I actually met a guy who wanted to describe his to me. He was a liberal.
Good Lord. Of course he was. There is seriously something extremely wrong with these people.
Haha. I'll answer that one. When? Ages ago. Position? Sleeping position
I think a simple NO would be more brave and direct.
Pretty good actually. I have used this in the past sometimes when someone said "if you've nothing to hide you've nothing to fear." Oh really what is your favourite sex position? Or even just "so you're a deputy supervisor, how much do you earn for that?"
I will use those for the vax question as well though, obvious but never thought of it.
Or you could just say "hell no, why would I get vaccinated?"
When was your last prostate exam?
Mandatory or coerced vaccination is rape, anyway.
Quickly rebound the question. 'Are you?' When they say yes, put your hands up in front of you and take a sharp step backwards. That should make them think.
The Tuck was temporarily cucked.
He seems to have turned a corner as of late
Yes! I decided to ask if they've had, a prostate exam or pap smear
When did you stop beating your wife? :)
Maybe hes a swinger n dude didn't pick up on it.
I have done this! If it is a man asking me this very personal medical question, my answer is, good and loud, "Are you still needing to take Viagra?" If it is a woman, I ask, "How many abortions have you had?" And if it is an especially fat woman, "Wow. Are you pregnant?"
I'm not wearing a mask, am I?
And never forget, you can always answer YES if you have EVER at any point in your life had a vaccine. Don't even need to lie.
Just like Anderson Cooper.