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āAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHhhhhhhhhā¦ā¦ made a poooopie!ā
100% a "I just shit my pants" caption. They're making this too easy.
AGH!
I was gonna say that!
Same.
roflmao - I was thinking "I shipped my pants!"
Never, I mean NEVER trust a fart
Farting spreads covid.
LOL I think most of us can....but joe shouldn't.
"Seven hundred billion and a trillion three hundred million billion dollars"
A little girl I havenāt sniffed yet!
Quick! Pull my fing...
Oopsie Poopsie!
š¤£š¤£š¤£
"THAT'S THE KID I WANT, C'MON MANNN"
You aināt black!!
Iām just here to suck blood from babies and chew on my gums. And Iām all out of my gums!
"Is that one of my marbles?"
Reporter: "Joe, what do you say to people that think you are mentally unfit to be President?"
Joe: "I did NOT shit myself"
Reporter: ......
I said get off my lawn!
Hello, my honey, hello, my baby,
I HAVE ADVANCED DEMENTIA
8? She told me she was 12!!!
More like 12? I said I wanted 8!
When the ice cream van's about to leave
This mask is too fucking tight!
Striiiike four...
You put your right hand in You put your right hand out And you do that thing. You know the thing
C'mon man!
Corn Pop WAS a bad dude until he got his booster shots. Not kiddin' here. Not a joke. Not being facetious.
I vant to suck your children's blood...muhaha
The #AnswersToQuestionsThatNobodyAsked is a useful way to get more eyes on Pedo Joe's quote about children's blood.
LISTEN FAT
"I got $3 man, that's enough for triplets in some countries!"
Hey ... who let President Trump in here? I'm gonna get in trouble ... ... anyway..... what am I doing here again?
Isn't 'bases' supposed to be singular?
You got me.
Grammatically yes, but that's not the meme.
Grammatically, 'bases' is correct. The meme is 'base'.
Trump Won, but don't tell ANYONE!
Everybody knows this is TRUE!
Graduate of V. Lenin School of Politics
https://files.catbox.moe/7lh81c.jpeg
Give me one more chance, please
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
Why do my posts get deleted!
Jill! Jill! You said if I was good you get me a prize