Walked into a barber shop. Put myself on the wait list. Sat there for 20 minutes. Lady walks up and said do you need mask? I said, "no." she said, "yes you do." I said, "no." She said, leave then. I said there is j9 law that says I have to wear a mask. A random girl, that weighed at least 250 said,just wear one. I said, if you're so worried about health, look at yourself and stop eating. Then I got my haircut at a place no one wore masks..
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I do this. I tell fat fucks to lose weight when they talk about wearing masks and social distancing.
“I thought we were giving each other health advice?!”
BUT YOU'RE BODY SHAMING! THATS NAUGHTY!
Im a little annoyed that in 19 months almost no one has said anything about me not wearing a mask so i can't call them a fatty
I hear you.
It’s fun.
I don’t call them fat directly - I keep some candy handy so I can whip it out and say “This extra diabetes for you fights the virus! Only $5!!!”
Yup vote with your wallet. I get all my groceries and buy all my gas at places that don't give a fuck about masks.
'if you're so worried about health, look at yourself and stop eating...'
Man, I would give someone 100 bucks to see her face when you said that 😃
She's probably crying into a pint of Ben and Jerry's right now and saying antimaskers are fat shamers too. And she'd be mostly right, KEK
A Pint, no way, she swan dived her chins into a tub.
Im not getting a haircut with a damn mask on. I am there to be pampered and breathe for a minute without my toddler, not have toddlers tell me what to do. BYYYYEEEE enjoy your broke salon. Salons have an easy time making money right? 🤡
If Pelosi needs a cut, then maybe. Kek
Gosh you’d think she would realize it doesn’t help 👀
Like putting lipstick on a pig, I'd say.
At least pigs are cute 🥰
I feel bad because the place I used to get my hair cut went out of business. They didn't make it past the first couple months back when this all started. I believe they would be a no mask shop as well because I knew they guy who ran it.
That sucks, I am sorry. I miss my old place too. I moved away from it.
I wonder if theres a chance that owner has a garage business now? Like haircuts out of the home? A lot of folks do that!
I was at the grocery store yesterday where masks are NOT mandated (like every where in PA) and it was like the battle of the masked vs the unmasked. With the masked dodging the un in a packed store. There was a feeling of frenzy like they couldn’t get out of there fast enough. I was glad to see a 50/50 spread but that means 50% are still clueless.
Here in Dade County FL, it's about a 70/30 on a good day where majority are masked up. Let me remind you that Florida has no mandates for masks. People here are masked because they choose to be. I'm so depressed.
The face diaper has become a fetish.. Haute couture offerings as advertised on TV made them so...
Something similar happened to me a few weeks back at a local barbers, the irony is I went in for a beard trim as well as a haircut. I asked them how the hell do they trim a beard behind the mask? Frankly I found it hilarious and was just laughing my ass off in their face at their idiocy. I just went to another place a little down the way to another barbers where they didn't give a fuck, y'know, like men do.
These people are stupid.
That sounds very effective!
Imagine wearing a mask when it's not even law.
I stopped going to the barber shop after a similar discussion. I give myself haircuts these days. I can only do buzzcuts but I've gotten surprisingly good. Makes me look younger too!
Try and find a haircut buddy. It's what my cousins used to do since they got together every week to game anyways.
Self-barber here too. My hair started falling out in my 20s, and I'm almost 70. Then the scamdemic came along and everybody got retarded, so I found the hairstyle that I'd been needing for years. Also, thats one less thing.
And then the clippers clapped.
Gloves are off & if the snowflakes don’t like it then they’ll learn to keep their mouths shut! They’re bullies that have been emboldened by our silence. Good for you for speaking the truth to these selfish, stupid sheep.
He might be saving her life too if she does cut the calories.
Lol my niece heard me telling someone I haven't gone for a cut since last year because I refused to mask up while getting it done and she said her friend has been doing house calls for people like me. Since I'm usually around the hood I've been seeing all my barber friends literally move out of the hood because of the demand their plandemic caused.
I said something similar to the fatass behind the counter at the gaming store that I buy my Warhammer stuff from (or used to).
I walked in and he says "Hey, do you have a mask?"
I said "No thank you" and kept walking towards the stuff I wanted to buy.
He waddles over to me expecting to give me a lecture and very loudly says "I'm sorry sir, but for our health, if you don't put on a mask then I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
I said very loudly back, "If you are so concerned with your health maybe you should lose 200 pounds so you don't die of heart disease."
Dude took a step back with this look on his face like I'd just slapped him. Guess he's not used to being called out as a fatass in front of people.
Anyhow, his shocked and angry coworkers still kicked me out, so I went to the game store 30 minutes the other direction from my house. They didn't mention my lack of mask at all, and now I've spent more than a thousand dollars there in the past year.
Make copies of your gaming receipts and send them to the store that kicked you out, with a short explanatory note.
Any fat fuck that says anything to me i say "yea tubby u should be afraid of a c word but not covid, its fucking cholesterol u should be deathly afraid of" ;)
I have the most based patriot hair stylist who comes to my house and gives a great $25 haircut.
Kek
I got a haircut yesterday and had a similar experience - having a beard means getting regular beard trims and Illinois, in it's infinite wisdom, has reinstated the mask mandate and has stopped barbers/stylists from doing beard trims. Didn't find out about all of this until I got the the establishment and of course I immediately got vocal about how stupid all of this is, but then I got an idea. Instead of leaving, I put on the face diaper and let my barber cut my hair. When she was finished I quietly told her, "Next time, if you come to my home and do the haircut and beard trim I'll pay you double what you're charging here." She was shocked, "Really?? Let me write down my cell number, just call and make the appt directly with me and I'll come to you."
From here on out, the barbershop will get nothing from me and my personal barber will be making double while I enjoy a cut from home.
I've never worn a mask. This whole thing is just a stupid hassle. The last thing I want to think about when going into a store to give them my money, is am I going to have to get in somebody's ass who can't just mind their own fucking business and take my money...
Culling idiots out until they change their slow witted heads.
Buy a hair cutting set and set it to your desired length and just go around (get friend/wife/husband) whatever you have to do it even as it takes not even a 10 minutes. Good style and is better than dealing with these clowns
If you have a stylist that doesn't require masks or comes to your house, by all means keep going to support them.
I have a very nice hair cutting set. I cut the hair of family members, and myself. I've cut my husband's and children's hair for years, but now I have the right tools for it. The more self sufficient we become, the better off we are. I went to an actual hair stylist for a while when they were able to reopen. I wanted to support local businesses, plus the owner is based. Even after reopening staff still had to mask up (state rules), but customers didn't. The owner hated that mandate but didn't want anyone losing their license over it, because that would have been ONE of the consequences.
al bundy goes to get haircut
I am a fatty that has never worn a mask. What is my answer to people who tell me to wear masks? Just asking
Here's a good one:
I've got enough health issues without adding bacterial pneumonia to the list.
Wow. Great response!!!
I share your concern. I'm slightly overweight but determined to fix it. It's easier while my wife is away because I can eat when I choose. I choose to eat twice a day, early morning and late afternoon. Zero refined carbohydrates. Absolutely none. There's enough carbs in the broccoli, long green beans and cauliflower. Lots of animal fat but only olive oil and coconut oil - no "vegetable" oil made from seeds! No processed "food". Protein (meat, beans, nuts) in moderation. Almost no fruit.
I just want to add I'm an 82-year old fatty
Tell them you’re over 80 and have earned the right to do whatever the eff you want.