392 Epstein and Maxwell recruitment video recovered includes a few words from young women massagers gainfully employed including one young lady talking like she was snatched up straight out a south Alabama trailer park and listen to what she says π (rumble.com) π΄ SHITPOST π© posted 2 years ago by 615GuitarSlinger 2 years ago by 615GuitarSlinger +396 / -4 61 comments share 61 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Captain Crunch out of my butthole u/#bahaha
Thats one way to eat it...
It might actually be MORE healthy eating that way...
If i tore my mouth up that much i dont want to imagine what it would do.
Captain Crunch must have been a deep state invention to turn the inside of children's mouths into raw meat.
That shit was no joke... it felt like someone convinced you to chew glass and then just kept punching you in the cheek each time you chewed.
Now we eat rusty nails and drink whiskey for breakfast...
What? Is there any other way of eating Cap'n Crunch?
Thatβs gotta be fake lol
-_- ya think?
As soon as I saw the VHS filter over the tweet itself, I knew it was made up.
I initially thought it was real... I just couldn't believe it at the end & then cam back to see "Shitpost" flair LOL
This was done by Chrissie Mayr, the comedian. Geez, don't you watch Friday Night Tights on YT?
Lol π π€£π
We have the best humor
"Prince Andrew ate Captain Crunch outa my butthole"ππ€£π no folks not for real LOL
Fake and ghey
Wow that was uuuuugh ....ghetto. Lol
Obviously fake. Why in the world is this stickied?
Exactly why you think it is.
Because this board is compromised.
Not funny.
Definitely fake hahaha. I'm sorry but that's just funny.
I wish someone would eat captain crunch out of my butthole.
Big Mike can make your wish come true ππ
More real than MSM, but still fake !
Now I see the shitpost flair. Holy shit!
Hyenaβs Dallas is (or was) a comedy club.
while funny.. i doubt the last chick showing her massage method is for realzo... know what im strokin? she does... uh huh
GET OUT!!!!
Seriously?!?! π€£πππ€£.
WHY has no one thought to do that before!!!! Hysterical!
I needed that laugh!! Captn Crunch, OMG
I almost missed the shitpost flair.
I feel so guilty for enjoying that as much as I did!
Ha
Lost it and couldn't stop laughing
Must be a joke
Lol, captain munch
Some people here really don't have a sense of humor. This video is hilarious and I love the Friday Night Tights crew and Chrissie Mayr.
Prince Andrew = Captain Crunch, how perfect is that?
You'd be surprised at the guys who pay extra for the trailer park experience.
I wish I could laugh, but it's gonna be a long long time before this is funny to me.
This is clearly a poorly made fake with iMovie filters. Mods should unstick this thread because some saps would probably circulate this thinking itβs real
Hahahahaha. Kekekekekek. π€‘ Funny things happened at Epstein Island.
π€‘ What?... .... What do you mean it's not funny?
u/#Michaelconfused
That last part was probably edited
One of the more egregious stickies in this sub
Its a shitpost my dewd.
It was not labeled as such when first stickied, hence my comment.