Imagine this guy crapping his pants the first time he hears a gun fire. Stay inside little baby. Let the men fight.

Guy on reddit doesn't want to joint the Resistance. He just wants to virtue signal about wanting to join the Resistance.

someone should go in and say:

"Yeah i had the same concerns! i'm here on the ground now, i was so relieved to hear that the condition of being given a gun is vaccination is required. They give you a 30 minute gun training introduction, and send you out. I also have a compromised immune system with commodities, and am triple vaxxed. When are you coming out? I was scared at first too but it's been the best choice of my life, i feel very safe and effective, and it would be nice to have someone similar to show them the ropes."

I will chip in for his ticket. All I ask is that I be notified if he is shot or what gulag he is assigned to as a war criminal. Come on where can we sent the cash to get him on his way.

That is as fake as it comes. But is is funny

He couldn’t resist 💉💉💉💉 but he wants to joined the Ukrainian resistance?

This has to be the gayest shit I have ever seen.

Yea cause bullets don't hurt as much.

That's legendary trolling

Oh man, I hope these assholes really do go to Ukraine and "join the resistance".

This guy aint going no where and never intended such. He is virtue signalling. Now when hes on discord playing minecraft with the tweens, he can play the big man. "Oh, I totally woulda gone to Ukraine and killed me some Russkies. But they couldnt assure me everyone would be vaxxed, so I didnt go."

This guy is a stain on the gene pool. Good thing its hard to breed between moms regular visits to resupply his hot pockets.

Hahahahahahaha. He'd literally shit himself to death if he ever steps foot on a battlefield.

I was going to join the military, but ...

I was going to become a cop, but ...

I was going to become a firefighter, but ...

Same story, different day.

Oh, for the love of God! If you have co-morbidities, you probably couldn’t keep up! The wouldn’t want you. You sir are a liability, not an asset!

I'm pretty sure this is a troll sub or is being trolled by some subtle red pills.

The troll posts on that subreddit are hilarious.

I just lost several IQ points reading that hot mess.

Lead pills seem a little more concerning to me than Covid jabs.

Lol, this is hilarious. No way this is serious

Excellent Trolling!

We have raise a generation of stupid pussies.