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I know this is frowned upon here, but I'm strongly considering gender reassignment surgery...
posted 4 years ago by StormSailor 4 years ago by StormSailor +212 / -0

....April fools! I would never cut off my dick.

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– dakinnia 16 points 4 years ago +16 / -0

How will you carry the ammuniton?

Attack helicopters need a lot.

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– Nolagirl99 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Spit my coffee out! Kek!

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– Honor+Duty 9 points 4 years ago +9 / -0

Keep it in a jar on a shelf so you can reassign if you feel like it.

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– Survey_girl 8 points 4 years ago +8 / -0

I was 41% sure this was an April fools post!

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– Starseed 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

41% KEK

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– 335K 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

I was totally rooked by it. Lol

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– Lenguado 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

That may well be true, but I might actually get myself a set of D cup breasts!!!!!

Kek...

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– YugeBallsBelieveMe 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

You’d have to be a fool to part with your tool

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– Th4rd_R3ich 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Name certainly checks out.

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– kula 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

That's what they all say.

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– deleted 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0
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– Starseed 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Velcro

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– CokeOrPepe 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

You don’t cut it off - you turn it inside out 😹

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– icecream4peace 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

I wouldn't cut my Dick either, he treats me nice.

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– brain_dead 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Frens, cruel joke.

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– deleted 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0
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– MakeAmericaWinAgain 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Lmao, don’t cut anything off, just get some plastic tits

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– Starseed 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

Idk man id have to get some custom pants if i wanted plastic tits down there

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– MakeAmericaWinAgain 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Lmao, just wear some ladies jeans backwards

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– Starseed 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

This is genius. Thank you fren now i can finally get that testicle-breast implant i always wanted. Now ill finally have breasticles

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– TheyWereCones 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Tired of tucking?

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– StormSailor [S] 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Yeah it's hard to keep it concealed. I mean just look at Mike Obama.

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– TheyWereCones 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Kek

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– cantw889 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Me too. I'm trying to think of a men's sport that I can infiltrate as a woman that identifies as male that I can garner loads of attention, wealth and fame. Being named "first male to ever bla bla bla" would be a tremendous bonus. Any suggestions?

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– StormSailor [S] 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Maybe Women's Ping Pong?

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– davidwilcox 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

I identify as a frog, but also sometimes a centipede.

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– PhantomStranger 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Saw right through it.

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– Pyromnd 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

You can always get a nice pair of boobas to play with though

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– makemyday007 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Great news, you don’t have to cut it off to steal thunder away from a real woman! When else do you get to have your cake and eat it too!?!

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– Mister_Winston 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Going trans would get you so laid by lefty chicks.

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– Starseed 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Youre not wrong, ive personally seen it happen. Really unattractive dude comes out as trans and all the virtue signaling rainbow hair chicks appear out of nowhere to support him by.... well, you get the idea. Some of these girls arent ugly either despite the jokes we like to post. Unfortunate

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– Mister_Winston 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

In the past it was male feminism that got you laid in lefty land. But the trans movement threw feminism to the side like a cheap date.

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– Starseed 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Yeah but now instead of getting all the feminist women to hit on you you get the "queer" women and the men

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– VonErich 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

surgery and chemicals only mask what sex you are....you will always have the chromosomes you were born with.....if you want you junk chopped up and mutilated and think that your actually going to change sex......today is actually YOUR DAY

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– FreeMainiac 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

"Right after I stick this red-hot poker up my ass, I think I'll chop my dick off! You wanna know why you've never heard that before? Right, 'cause no one's ever said that..." -George Carlin

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– theW0knessHurts 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Kek

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– blood-stone 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

for the resident, cause hes already a....

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– probablyacoincidence 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

You know what, i just kinda am attached to it at this point.

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– COLNE68601 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

I just want to dominate at some sport. Can I just say I'm a woman without actually changing anything?

Ahh, who am I kidding? I'm too old to beat women at sports anyway. Just ask my wife who is the better golfer.

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– HELLOGITMO 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Damn you got me!

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– PolishPepe 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Ufff

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– BatteryBaron 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

They call it gender affirmation now. Reassignment sounds contrary to their argument

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– WestCelt 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

I just had to see the punch line.....

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– 1Markseeker 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

You actually flip your dick inside out.

Yeah, that makes you a woman.

<eyeroll>

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– judypatriot 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Oh you basaaaaad!

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– MariaGoretti0706 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

You fooled me! 🤣

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– JPatriot 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

hahaahahahahahaha!! Good one!

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– WillWorkFor556 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Just walk into a doctor and say you want to transition to a man and need testosterone. Free roids man.

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