LOL... The reverse... climate change caused toxic masculinity which is now Russia (aka Putin), and the reason why people are dying according to Dr Baffled. In unrelated news, Dr Baffled made $2.5 million pushing jabs. Could you imagine making these jokes three years ago?
Seriously. Citing p̶r̶o̶p̶a̶g̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ articles from The Atlantic is my loonie lefty coworker's favorite go-to for his rebuttals. I sent him this one and warned him that "Medium Covid" is definitely going to be worse than Omiciron, Flying Monkey Pox and cancer combined.
Nar, based on my super blue pilled dr (only seeing her for documents not medicial), we suffer from gastro covid. Just forget the stomach cancer history, there is now no such thing as cancer.
I’ve had ‘Don’t know, I’ve never been tested COVID”
Me too! Asymptomatic!
That's one of the most lethal symptoms.
And it's caused by Russia causing racist climate change.
LOL... The reverse... climate change caused toxic masculinity which is now Russia (aka Putin), and the reason why people are dying according to Dr Baffled. In unrelated news, Dr Baffled made $2.5 million pushing jabs. Could you imagine making these jokes three years ago?
Nope. It proves my theory that we are living in a Monty Python movie.
LOL MEDIUM COVID
Sbux barista insists it's grande COVID.
😂 underrated comment right here...
In case anyone wants to read the article (archived for your protection, of course :)
https://archive.ph/VBtPX
Woo—added to context, thank you, frog 🐸
Oh geez. My mouth watered.
With a touch of myocarditis gravy plz.
LOL The Atlantic!!!!
Seriously. Citing p̶r̶o̶p̶a̶g̶a̶n̶d̶a̶ articles from The Atlantic is my loonie lefty coworker's favorite go-to for his rebuttals. I sent him this one and warned him that "Medium Covid" is definitely going to be worse than Omiciron, Flying Monkey Pox and cancer combined.
To tell what I think about "The Atlantic," I trust Joe Biden more than "The Atlantic." Note: I trust Joe Biden to screw up anything and everything.
Covid vente will be the worst one yet
With whipped cream, please
Covid a la Mode.
We've had one covid yes, but what about second covid? covideon? Brunchovid? Suppeovid?
Nar, based on my super blue pilled dr (only seeing her for documents not medicial), we suffer from gastro covid. Just forget the stomach cancer history, there is now no such thing as cancer.
Rare Covid has no symptoms so that makes it the most dangerous!
Im gonna start telling ppl i am suffering from rare covid.
I got that ultra rare covid. It barely exists.
Shadow Covid.
It's scary.
Like Halloween.
Lol
What's worse is, the better you feel, the closer to death you actually are. 😨😱💀
Ahem, did you know that playsing video games causes heart attacks in children. Now you know why your vaxxed child died.
Let's just cut to the chase and "discover" the ultimate: Unicorn Covid.
It is even more dangerous than the most dangerous of all other covids.
Its zero death rate is even more zero than the zero death rates of all other covids combined!
What about Dragon Covid. Ooh, sounds scary!
I somehow managed to survive "Ivermectin fixed it in two days covid."
Can't wait for Polka Dot Covid and Hot Spiced Covid!
[these] people are quite literally fake and gay