Gonna get laid.

Gonna get laid off

Vaxxies in 2021.

Vaxxies in 2023.

1. I created COVID so I can sell vaxxes and finally get laid!

2. No, no, I was joking!

1. We're doing our best to KILL people.
2. I was only trying to HELP people!

1. The face you make when you're hoping for some friendly intercourse.
2. The face you make when you realize you're being interviewed.

Don't tell anyone. Don't tell anyone!

1. Thinking of all those pricks being inserted in to millions of people

2. Realising that no prick will be inserted in to me tonight

Gonna get laid

Oh no, I got SCREWED!

I think him grappling with the ipad would be a good one. He looked like he was trying to mate with it.

1. I am a useful idiot.

2. I am a useful idiot

1. I am going to get laid.

2. Crap I have been Veritased.

1. I am a horny Pfizer executive.

2. I am a fucked Pfizer executive.

I think it works best with this format.

A stupid truth up top that you want to mock.

Like....

I'm a woman despite having a penis.

And the bottom then says....

I'm a liar.

The bottom one always says "I'm a liar."

Okay, it was better in my head then it seem written out.

Its sooooo Iconic!

1. That face you have when you think your the pitcher tonight.
2. That face you have when you realize you’ve been the catcher all night.

Love it, a reverse Drake meme

They broke him.

BBC Injection

Monkey Pox Infection

The look on a man's face when he's going to get Fucked.

The look on a man's face when he's really going to get Fucked.

Mmmmm that looks good.

What do you mean you've got syphillis??!!!!

You lie

You die

That face when you farted but you're sure it didn't smell bad.

That face when the room is scrunching their noses tightly and giving you the stink eye

Stick it in me

I didn't mean the gene therapy injection!

Seven stages of grief in seven seconds -the quartering.

Giving doggy, getting doggy 🤮