Website Optimization Postponed
Big Sad ( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)
Our script failed to optimize the site out of the gate. It successfully unbanned one user then froze. We're working hard at getting the script working again but we expect it may take a year before it's ready for prime time. In the mean time congratulations to Needledick187 for being the one and only user to be unbanned before the script locked up.
Cheers.
RE: https://greatawakening.win/p/16amdKdooj/website-optimization-scheduled/
Dammit. u/Microdick187 is blowing up modmail, saying he feels like no one pays attention to him. u/Qlueless, do you have an ETA on when the script will be repaired
He's the thorn in the side of this optimization.
u/Needledick187
I wanted to be able to click it.
Needle-dick Needle-dick Needle-dick Needle-dick
water sucks it really really sucks
Mystery if NeedleDick187 still lurks as FedUpMyAss 187 or sumsuch.
Needledick ....kek. didn't realize bill gates was here
Congrats Needledick!
Dang. And I still got indigestion.
Kek.
Way to go, Waterboy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkAVh9s0ZDk&t=135s
Funny times at Ridgemont....
...was hoping puckerbutt458 to b unbanned too
April Fools! 😂
Heil Needledick
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Just do it during the 10 days of darkness!
I TAKE THAT WAS AN April Fools joke!
so... the script produced a needledick? Damn sounds like something Harvey Weinstein used :)
GOOOD LUCK....
Hope it works as advertised BUT sometimes, there's are lil' grimlin in the code that just can't be found...and it's a script on top of that!!!!!!!!
we be keepin our PEPE's
Here's the corrected code for you to run
UPDATE user.banned SET user.banned = 'N' FROM user WHERE user.banned = 'Y' AND user.deep_state = 'N'
Oh, stewardess! I speak perl.
Watch yer Ass...NeedleDick187...
lmao
The struggle is real....
Good!
Change is bad, mkaay!
Hehe. Just kidding. I have no clue how any of this works or how it's supposed to be better.
Only thing I know is patches make bugs. The entire aftermarket in IT depends on this. Or so I've been told.
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