The 2024 total solar eclipse is only a couple hours away, frogs! What are the dumbest theories you've seen so far? My favorite is that city-sized "Independence Day" UFOs have been using 24-hour orbits so that they can always hide behind the blue skies, and the eclipse will reveal them! 🤣
(media.greatawakening.win)
🫡 It's over! 🌙
The dumbest theory I've heard is that Joe Biden got 80+ million votes 🌑🐸
KEK, okay, you win:
https://patriots.win/p/17sibzzMEr/
I like it! Um actually I hate it lol
LEAVE A TIP?
https://twitter.com/EvanDerekThomas/status/1777346394702909671/
Came here to say, You Win but That Darn Cat beat me to it!!
https://youtu.be/_N4nDTRw4AM?si=d65RNrAvVOSKPVhj
Those cars were so bouncy kek. I love old movies like this. I noticed that women used to speak so much more soft and feminine in movies back in the day. Is that how women used to be? Honest question.
That's how my Mom and all of the women in my family are, unfortunately my Mom is now in Heaven and today is her birthday. The sun and moon put on a show just to celebrate her birthday today! ✨
Women of my Mother's generation and all women before women's lib became a movement were so 'womanly'...they reveled in their feminity...and then they threw it all away!
This is a subject that I'm passionate about because I hate that most women aren't womanly anymore. European women seem to treasure and guard their femininity unlike American women. ...
A perfect example this is Melania. She is a classic feminine beauty, graceful, traditional, smart, kind, loving and supportive of her husband.
So, yes... women were that way and they need to be that way again! Sorry for the rant but I feel strongly about this subject! 😺
Well I did pick up an 18 pak of toilet paper today.
It was on sale.
kek
You know. Just in case.
I forgot to fill up my gas tank before Y2K.....
Well, obviously he's alive, DUH, but he's clearly stranded KEK
you gonna TP the mother ship??
No I have green tip 5.56 for that.
It was also on sale.
well allllllllrighty then
Just And your rifle at the UFO and place the role of toilet paper on the end...
Won't fit over the silencer....
Modern problems
OK SEND IT, the UFOs won't hear you coming
I have the mini 14 A-team special.
I love it when a plan comes together.
*Suppressor ;)
What about my clips?
you said you need clips? mr T goes thud
Now you're just trolling.
I'm still using what i panic bought in 2020
Truth. I haven't bought laundry detergent for 3 years.
I made more money on that investment than anything else.
Matthew 24:36, Jesus says, "But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."
People: "The signs are there! This is it!"
I was waiting for an omen and didn't get one. I took that as a really bad sign.
👏
What if revelations is from a false prophet?
There is no book of Revelations in your Bible.
Go look. I will bet you any amount of money.
What’s an “s” between frens?
If they can't get the name of the book right, you can almost guarantee they won't interpret it correctly.
Quite right! What idiots down voted this?
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+1&version=GNV
You linked the Book of Revelation. Not RevelationS.
I was right, you were wrong.
If anyone was needing a handy dandy example of pedantry, look no further.
I was making a point that if someone can't get the simple name of the book right then you can almost certainly bet that they're interpretation of a very complicated subject within it won't be right either.
I wouldn't consider that remotely small or unimportant, especially when that person is attacking the validity of John the apostle that wrote five books of the New testament.
You did love my John Hagee joke though.
Valid question.
John wrote what he was told to write. As all the apostles did. God is the author. That the false prophet you’re speaking about?
I recall from somewhere that satanists believe in karmic retribution. They have to reveal what they plan so people "consent" to it. That's why they took over Hollywood and the media. Why we had the Georgia Guide Stones. Especially why they're deeply involved in law.
I'm not saying I subscribe to the idea, just think it's an interesting mental exercise. But suppose that Revelation was not a "prophecy", but a plan, written by someone who falsely preached the word of God, who snuck the plan of the Synagogue of Satan into the holy Bible. And that all of the events of the supposed "end times" were engineered not by God, but by man. (I mean the diseases like COVID certainly are.)
Valid question. Also there are lots of different interpretations of passages in the bible by many people. Double meanings can exist.
There are some people who think eastern philosophy and the practice of meditation is a sin or evil. I can find many passages in the bible that I and many others interpret as Jesus teaching us to be mindful, focusing, free from worry, fully present without being lost in thought. All things that meditation can bring to us.
It is meditation that brought me to Jesus.
Basically you doubt. Doubt is the fall of man. When Satan convinced Eve about the tree of knowledge. She started to doubt. Maybe it was ok. Maybe I can do this. You have doubts about the Word of God. 99% all in is 100% of doubt. I battle with this sometimes. We’re human. This is something we should work on. My preacher had a sermon about this, this past Sunday. In my heart I don’t doubt the Bible, my brain however is corrupted.
This just reminded me of something. Just a for instance, the prophecies Jesus fulfilled were over 300 from the Old Testament. Someone did the math on this. Image a state the size of Texas, 2 feet deep in coins. One coin has a mark on it. Now imagine trying to find that coin. Those are the odds of Jesus completing only 8 prophecies in the Bible, and as I said, He fulfilled over 300. It’s real. God is real. I may have ignorance seep into my head from that fool of a Shepard Satan about every word in the Bible. But I believe in it where it counts.
Don't assume what I think.
My doubts aren't with God, they're with mans interpretation of God. They're with the hands of man who write on behalf of God.
Jesus empowered John, as the other 10, with His earthly abilities. John was at the feet of Jesus when He was crucified. Jesus named John His mothers son, and Mary John’s mother. John was special. The only one who wasn’t murdered. And that is the person who you say could be false. Whose words could be wrong and not of God’s Word….I could never say this. I hate that you feel that way. But if you don’t trust what John has written from God, I don’t see how you would trust anything anyone has written in the Bible. That’s a shame.
Something NASA rockets, something something white-hats using CERN to create a stable back hole to change timelines.
Right, right, the Mandela effect!
I mean I'll take this one if it's to a better timeline.
I'm waiting for the Project Bluebeam to begin!
I think the blue beam folks watch their microwaves cook ramen noodles a little too intensely!
Keke
But muh holograms! And that one spiderman movie! Jake Gyllenhal is duping us all!
NASA was going to use the rockets to cause Earthquakes and split America in half!!! Grab your swimming trunks!!!! But in all seriousness, there are a lot of signs going on right now and preachers talking about how this is Gods warning to us that we have 40 days to repent, just like Nineveh. I do believe this could be true. We are slowly turning into Babylon and the Roman empire with our sin. God is def not happy with us as a country atm.
*whale sneaks up behind you
40 days? So roughly two more weeks three times!
I was in the 98.7%…barely got shady here. Chickens didn’t act any different at all. And scientists say when Jesus died, the real reason it went dark is because there was a total eclipse. Unreal stupidity. It was because the Light of the world had just left. His name is Jesus.
It's all fun & games, until you remember the Millennium Falcon first coming into view of the Death Star thinking it was a moon at at first. Hey, wait a minute..:-D
You just have made me check to make sure there is a meme about this and yes, there is
I saw a meme that went like this. A Young boy asks his father a question.
Kid: Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
Dad: No, sun
TUNE IN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKCabW79rms&list=RDNSeKCabW79rms&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Reuters
I was outside in Arizona today, doing home repairs and yardwork for a friend of mine. We were both out there together. I never looked up once… I got home at 12:30 and I asked my mom. Oh it’s over isn’t it? 🤷♀️. I’m unbothered. Completely Unbothered. Yet, here I am.
I saw someone on 4chan say the alignment of the sun and moon will change the earth's magnetic field and trigger the graphene in vaxxies.
Oh, gracious.
I watched three sand hill cranes fly over WAY up high. At first, I thought they might have been Klingon ships, but noooo....
KEK. That's totally what they look like, and exactly what a weaponized autistic frog should think, because Klingon ships with names that often reflect the Klingon culture's values of strength, honor, and combat prowess, such as the Bird-of-Prey, Vor'cha, and Negh'Var classes... so.
Laughed out loud by myself at that one!
Ya'll READY FOR THE DOWNLOAD?? :D
I changed the oil in my truck during the eclipse so I think we will make it now..
It's over. Nothing happened, as expected.
Still, it was awesome to see. I was in totality and the birds started to freak TF out when it got dark. Dropped about 10 degrees too.
I get why ancient people thought it was God or TEOTWAWKI or something, but the fact the modern people do is laughable.
The sun triple winking before the totality took over was pretty wild!
Wait, what???
Well the dumbest thing for me was that I really thought that there would be some sort of revelation for the great awakening. I really did. I had a feeling something big was going to happen today and my feelings are usually spot on. Days not over yet so I'm keeping an eye out, but I thought something huge would happen today.
It could easily start on the 9th. But I still think we have had so many BIG things. March was medium, but Jan/Feb were HUGE.
Somebody forgot to pay the electric bill, the lights are going out
From Ben Fulford's latest report:
"According to a report from German intelligence, the Satanists' plan for the solar eclipse is as follows:
"They plan a biological attack on April 8th, just before totality of the solar eclipse. It will happen like this. The aircraft will drop their payload at three intervals. The first is 2 hours before totality, the second is 1 hour before totality and the third is 30 minutes before totality. The planes will drop a dry powder (bacterial bioweapon). It will not be visible. The first symptoms appear 7 to 10 days after infection. The media will know about it 30 days after infection. 60 days after infection, panic will reach a new high. The newly adopted UN/WHO pandemic powers will come into force 90 days after infection.
That's why the "Q" page warns: "Don't watch the eclipse."
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Which "Q page"? Did Q actually mention "the eclipse"? I don't think so! Looks like scaremongering to me.
Edit: apparently this is the "Q page": https://qofficial.net
it got dark for a little while.. then it got light again.. there were no locusts, zombies, or aliens.. oh well i guess i'll wash the dishes after all.
Yeah, took the Welcome to Earth decorations down, not one alien showed up to party.
It is halfway covering the sun right noiw
The eclipse will cause the New Madrid fault to blow.
🤣 Corporations have started blocking the Sun and will be charging subscription fees to experience summer. 🤣
For the theology nerds:
All John Hagee books will be 50% off today. His eschatology will be 100% off today as well.
Definitely something feels "off" about this bookstore.... whoosh
I had to use Ai to understand the joke. The joke offers a dual play on the word "off" related to John Hagee's books and eschatological views. Initially, "off" refers to a 50% discount on his books, implying a sale. Then, it humorously claims his eschatology, or end-times theology, is "100% off," suggesting it's entirely incorrect, blending commercial lingo with theological critique.
Wow I'm surprised AI got the joke.
Yeah "eschatology" It's just a fancy word for The study of the end times. There's three primary schools of thought; premillennial -dispensationism, post-millennialism, and al-millennial. The pre-mill dispies are the ones that make all sorts of silly predictions and interpretations of scripture. That viewpoint Only became popular in the last couple hundred of years.
JH has written a ton of "end times" books and had many, many sermons on the subject. He's been wrong every time.
Dude is a joke in a lot of Reformed and Presbyterian circles.
He's probably dodging calls today and getting ready to write his next book.
BIG fucking kek over here pede. I think this flew over a lot of folks heads, but I see you!
Thank you sir!
How many stupid theories were there even? The one I got the most was the names of cities it was supposed to cross that were important in the bible, etc. Who knows, maybe it still means something but otherwise, nothing burger. I took my welders mask outside to look at it and thought it was cool. Had my wife do it and she was like pfffft, great, thanks ok, are we done? LOL. Wife isn't very science-inclined.
Here's one... The sun will stop for 3 days over China until communism is 'extra well done' lol.
Meanwhile the USA will have three days of darkness here that some were prepared for.
IF Sun Tzu forbids notifying your enemy before you attack… then HOW DO YOU GET YOUR POPULATION TO PREP for, as John Titor put it, a "very brief WW3?
That's a whopper right there. I'm on the fence on whether it would be cool or not.
Maybe I should photoshop a "SpaceX" logo on the UFO?
Do it
Actual text message from my step grandma
"Another eclipse will take place April 8th. It is unique because the pathway of past towns crossed by the eclipse makes an "X" accross the USA. The towns in the "X" are repeated names with a particular meaning. US is not maintaining a positive relationship with Israel which will negatively affect us. "
It goes through seven cities called Nineveh, a Babylonian city mentioned in the Bible as the center of sin and depravity. It also passes through seven cities called Salem, known in the Bible as the dwelling place of God.
I heard that there are two April fools days this year. One on 4/1 and one on 4/8.... Oh, wait that one is true...kek.