and they are going to clown you while doing it, clown you like “name their agency after a crypto shitcoin that muskrat ran “to the moon” just because they think it’s funny.”"
To the OP, thank you thank you. Its been a long, long time since I've read a Substack and said to myself "Holy moly, I gotta add that one to my daily reading list!", and it so resonates with what we're seeing now
The unbelievable pace of things is just staggering, as is the ability to penetrate the dense smog of bureaucratic obfuscation.
I've been saying to all the people that refuse to listen to me about everything that "It's going to be epic when Trump takes office".
Such a fun read. My favorite line :“how in hell have they read and understood everything!?! they are not experts here!" will decry the people who need to pass bills to find out what’s in them.
the 6 young DOGE employees who have been tasked by executive order with "modernizing Federal technology and software to maximize governmental efficiency and productivity." comes to mind
Agree with the guy's basic premise - high-intelligence autist workaholics are here with the authority to pipeclean the useless and dangerous federal agencies.
I don't think he needs to repeat that same thing over and over for 500 lines however - I got it the first time. Also his writing style is a bit childlike. Then again if his first language is Spanish then I suppose I should give him the benefit of the doubt.
Best lines in the whole article:
"they are not going to play nice or play fair.
they are going to get things done.
and they are going to clown you while doing it, clown you like “name their agency after a crypto shitcoin that muskrat ran “to the moon” just because they think it’s funny.”"
Yep, that's exactly what we intend to do. 😂
My favorite line from the article…
shut things down.
gut agencies like trout.
invite them to “cry some more” if they don’t like it.
Come for the cat. Stay for the toxoplasmosis.
u/#catdance
My favorites...
“ground control to major tomcat”
“the insiders” are so screwed.
I have had fun on X this week telling the reeeing Dem politicians yes, we voted FOR this, so Go cry harder lol
Truly entertaining. And it looks like it's truly true. Thank you.
They aren’t bringing a knife to a gunfight. They’re bringing a dinosaur to a meteor strike.
Clever.
That's my favorite line from the article.
That was a lot of fun!
I enjoyed the article. Thanks for posting it. This article has .e excited to see what they're going to do.
Just subscribed...love his cattitude! 😸
This author must be out of his/her mind elated at what is now happening!!!!
To the OP, thank you thank you. Its been a long, long time since I've read a Substack and said to myself "Holy moly, I gotta add that one to my daily reading list!", and it so resonates with what we're seeing now
The unbelievable pace of things is just staggering, as is the ability to penetrate the dense smog of bureaucratic obfuscation.
I've been saying to all the people that refuse to listen to me about everything that "It's going to be epic when Trump takes office".
What a tepid understatement!
Anyway thank you again.
Only thing I don't agree with is that they are coming! They were always there! JFK secret societies! Ghosts in the machine!
Such a fun read. My favorite line :“how in hell have they read and understood everything!?! they are not experts here!" will decry the people who need to pass bills to find out what’s in them.
Ha! That was an EXCELLENT article🐸💖👌
That was THE BEST THING IVE EVER READ🦾🦾🦾🦾🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦾🦾🦾🦾
Incredible. Weaponized autism to the rescue
Sunnywindows,,,,THANK YOU
Amazing
Worth the read ty!
This is Great. It gives me so much hope.
Enjoyable insight.
the 6 young DOGE employees who have been tasked by executive order with "modernizing Federal technology and software to maximize governmental efficiency and productivity." comes to mind
Agree with the guy's basic premise - high-intelligence autist workaholics are here with the authority to pipeclean the useless and dangerous federal agencies.
I don't think he needs to repeat that same thing over and over for 500 lines however - I got it the first time. Also his writing style is a bit childlike. Then again if his first language is Spanish then I suppose I should give him the benefit of the doubt.