This is the guy that doesn’t agree with RFK Jrs health decisions
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He ain't seen his pecker in a LONG time!
....nobody has....
I'll have a nice day.
I'm giglin....
Au contraire...... Gravitational lensing is a byproduct of celestial bodies that have achieved a percentage of the mass required to form a singularity. In the distant future, long after our sun has exhausted it's nuclear fuel, he will have to look up to see his pecker.
That is "in the near future", I stand by my first cosmic revelation! Kek
True although it looks as if the warping of spacetime has started already somehow, even though he is only the size of a terrestrial moon as we speak.
The main question as anons we need to ask is, where the heck do you find pants that large?
Looks like marine canvas to me:- https://bcmarinecanvas.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/2020/02/img-0044-1024x768.jpg
Those under Armour shoes have to be made of steel the support that frame, good golly.
He only needs to reach over his shoulder to retrieve his wallet from his back pocket.
When he goes for a shoe shine, he has to take their word for it
😂😂😂👍🏻
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Major kek.
Yea, everyone loves a guy who barks his opinion between stints at the buffet..,
He's auditioning for the part of Baron Vladimir Harkonnen, in the remake of Dune.
If that doesn't pan out I heard that Goodyear is in the market for another blimp.
I thought the was prepping to play jabba the hut in a Star Wars reboot
....That's no moon....
Lardass lardass!
Ha! Is that a reference to Stand By Me? My wife loves that movie and we watched it again a couple of months ago. That pie eating contest part is great.
I could never vote for any morbidly obese person no matter how good a candidate they are
Being a fat fuck shows me they the have zero self control and no discipline over their own lives.
Not good leadership qualities.
He’s gravitationally challenged
His shadow weighs 42 pounds.
So fat he can't wipe his own arse.
LMAO… if i didnt know about that fat fuck… i would swear this is photoshopped
If a man loves his wife he would never allow himself to neglect his health like that.
It is easy to go on a 16-8 fast every day for this guy.
If he doesn't cheat and snack calories.
Great googley moogley! Dude has a front butt.
Can you believe a person would go out in public looking like that?
I was in Lil Caesars Pizza yesterday. When I picked up my pizza, I ask the person behind the counter what he thought about No Tax On Tips. He smiled and said he liked it. Then some guy behind me started bad mouthing Trump. After his harangue I said, "Trump is the best president we've ever had" to which he said, Fu*k you.
I am not use to someone saying that to me. I immediately said, "You don't use that kind of language with me boy, I'll take you outside and whoop you ass". The Lil Caesars lady stepped up to counter and told us to cut it out.
I went outside to wait on my pizza to cook. The guy walked out with his pizza, we didn't say anything to each other, he left.
Thinking about it, the way I handled it was stupid, and it not like me at all. I am generally really cool during times like this. When he told me that I didn't see nothing but RED. I was very disappointed in the way I handled that situation.
Entirely understandable and forgivable.
Some people shouldn’t wear shorts!
Reminds me of this scene from Sopranos: Get off my car before you flip if over!
https://youtu.be/T0-BwwoS9Fo?t=13
Hes gotten fatter
Impossible
Make fat-shaming great again!
NO EYE BLEACH WARNING!!
How long has it been, do you support, since Chris Christie has seen his own penis?
I think he last saw it during an Early screening of the movie Gremlins. Way back. So it’s been a while since
Dont feed him after midnight.
Wow, that is really gross.
Didn't he eat his way though a stomach staple surgery?!
We’re gonna need bigger staples.
Isn't this what burqas were made for? /s ...not so much
He should be made the poster boy for healthy living---haha, just joking. Poster boy for what you don't want to look like EVER. He shouldn't want to be seen like that talking against MAHA. Where is his shame? Too many cheeseburgers and fries makes Chris Christi a Very Big Target.
Not sure where his waist is gone to. Even though I want to laugh at this guy, there are millions of overweight people worldwide who don’t deserve to live having to be carrying all that extra weight.Its not their fault that they have been lied to about what is healthy and that everything in ‘moderation’ is ok.
Nadler is Christie’s mini me