So uh...what about all the female sex offenders. Are you going to castrate them too.

She got into the Pelosi stash.

"Throw Up Your Hands and Raise Your Voice! Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!"

Two of the maple leafs died in the shit storm, and the last one is making a run for it.

No refunds again? I'm shocked.

It's not just Americans who believe in Trump.

Lives are less important than feelings, in clown world.

It's like in the movie "They Live". Put on a pair of glasses, and suddenly...Jews everywhere.

I'm torn between coins and bricks. Coins are easier for financial negotiations, but you also pay a premium for their smaller size.

Why does this remind me of small hats and clipped coins.

I bought to my comfort level last year. It's somewhat exciting watching the value exceed my initial investment, but part of me just sees a weaker dollar. If anyone asks, it was lost in a boating accident.

So...suicide then.

NDT showed his intellectual acumen when he bleated "for the greater good", like the rest of the paid $cientists.

Kinda expected some gangsta glasses edited in.

I'd caution you doxing yourself.

Now, consider the thought that they are no longer genetically human. That's a darkness some may never escape.

One might go so far as to call it a bloodbath.

Isn't this just his direct sales outlet in China.

"Clap on...Clap off", by Pfizer.

Three surgeries, and they still haven't been able to find a heart.

In before "Seizures in toddlers is a great way to enhance their muscle tone."

DNA testing to prove citizenship would be a hoot for all the jab junkies. I'd love to be a fly on the wall if those results start pouring in.

Today's FBI might look more realistic with full BDSM gear, including butt plug, mouth gag and clown nose.

Tell me I'm wrong about the registration fee. It looks like men pay 299, while women pay "-". That screams equality.

I can't wait until one of those soldiers turns up pregnant. Their government will be doing backflips dismissing the fact that there has to be a "father".