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BecauseYoudBeInJail 3 points ago +3 / -0

He should change his name to Qanye and say it's to dissociate himself from the Kardashians, of course.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Online remote-controlled Dominion voting machines BTFO by blue ink

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

I prefer the Hugh Jackman Wolverine over this faggot impostor

by MAGULQ
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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

Repeat 2020, win election

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

Buying Twitter is his insurance policy against the government who have been threatening to take his flaming deathcabs off the roads.

Leave his rolling incinerators alone and he'll let the swamp keep the Tweeple asleep.

I expect nothing meaningful to come of this acquisition.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 12 points ago +12 / -0

I wasn't shut down on Twitter because I never created an account on Twitter because I'm not a fag

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 5 points ago +5 / -0

Next comes the part where it puts its dismembered parents in the freezer.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Made of gold
Always kvetching
"Over 6 million"

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 3 points ago +3 / -0

The internet is a honeypot, fuck em anyhow

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

Flattery will get you nowhere with me, gestapo faggot!

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every guy who works there should immediately request abortion funding.

It's discrimination if they refuse to pay men who obviously have just as much right to abort their clumps of cells.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Having Assange in hand is an insurance policy to keep Democrats from feeling like they should do literally one fucking thing that might benefit Americans over the globocommie agenda.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

US government is run by globocommie shitbags.
UK government is run by globocommie shitbags.
Ukraine's government is run by globocommie shitbags.

Having Assange in hand is an insurance policy to keep Democrats from feeling like they should do literally one fucking thing that might benefit Americans over the globocommie agenda.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Assange has info harmful to the US government, whoever controls him controls our government.

That likely also explains why Ukraine is the latest beneficiary of US taxpayer dollars.

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