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Captainzoomer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Kinda like how we know the race of the shooter when they don't say the race of the shooter!

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Captainzoomer 7 points ago +7 / -0

These are the people the peppers will have to defend against to protect their food.

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Captainzoomer 14 points ago +14 / -0

That used to be the cautionary tale. "Do your homework or you'll end up in a van down by the river!" is what they would say. Now I'm working toward the goal of purchasing a van to park down by the river!

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Captainzoomer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lots of unrecognizable names... I did see Clint Black

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Captainzoomer 9 points ago +9 / -0

I agree. Pence is playing his part very well. Sometimes a good actor plays the villain and very convincingly!

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

We could even go on and on about how this was the most secure election.

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have attempted to explain this to normies with zero autistic luck. I just end up sounding crazed and rabid apparently. My fingers are more articulate than my tongue it seems.

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Liberals are also terrible with analogies. Their tiny brains just cannot process them. "There's more than 20 people in D.C. Washington D.C. is the government, a bank is a bank, bigot."

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Story time. I was working low voltage back in 1999 and we had a job in the Panther's Arena in Broward County. We just had to run some cables from point A to point B that had nothing to do with the show that was about to play. We had access to the bowels of the arena and that meant we had access to a certain performer's back stage room. It was adorned with draped fabrics from ceiling to walls, there was pot pourri littered on desk and table tops, and there were many lit candles everywhere. We were told that this was to make the artist "feel at home".

Well, we are working and getting shit done and going about our business in the crazy way we knew how by belting out songs that were popular for the day. I started singing at the top of my lungs, Living La Vida Loca, (top of mind I guess). Security guards came and started closing doors. Then other security guards came and opened the doors. Then there was an argument about keeping the doors open due to fire regulations. Then we hear that the artist is getting bad vibes from my off key singing, (haha).

That artist turned out to be Ricky Martin, before he came out of the closet, but we knew from the candles and pot pourri. It's nice to know that he at least was able to hear my singing before he sang.

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about this? What if Trump knowing that the fact checkers will salivate at the chance of proving Trump wrong, intentionally threw out there that the Vax cures cancer so the fact checkers will "Actually, the Vax CAUSES cancer". Then they sit back in their chairs with a smug grin, thinking they got one on Trump.

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