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Captainzoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

He said he wasn't going to run, but in this new circumstance... he'll just have to slip his cock in the ring.

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think Maidenlace is trying to say that they don't stand with Ukraine like many many FartBook people did.

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn't a team of highly trained elite trannies go over there to fight? I can't find the picture, but it was set in a restaurant, there were about a dozen or so, and I distinctly remember there was a conehead sat amongst the group. I wonder how they did?

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Then they could say something like "Justices, assemble!" And they would form into an ultra judge like the power rangers and go out and stomp on liberals everywhere. I like it!

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Captainzoomer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wet works. Gotcha. They've done it before, they'll do it again.

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just guarantees a shitty candidate on either side.

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope they were doused with piss.

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Captainzoomer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well, an absence of supplements means health problems which means more prescriptions which means more money.

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Captainzoomer 13 points ago +13 / -0

“I’m going to say something very odd now. I don’t believe Trump can be stopped. He’s touched by God. He’s super-human. He’s got something supernatural supporting him. I don’t think anyone can stop him. In my lifetime, I’ve never seen a human being on the earth surrounded by this supernatural force. Trump doesn’t even age like all the other presidents in history. He looks the same as 8 years ago – even after all he’s been through. He doesn’t ever get down, even though he’s taking deadly shots left and right. He’s superhuman, unstoppable, unflappable. We are witnessing a miracle.”

I remember seeing an article about how the presidency seems to age people rapidly. Trump absolutely looks the same from 8 years ago!

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like "None of these contestants" is going to win over Nikkrod Haley.

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Captainzoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet the sender of this letter doesn't realize that printers put codes on every page that's printed that traces the page back to the sender's address.

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