He was literally the first to Jump the Shark.
He expects twenty million Disney fans to cancel their subscriptions to protest the cancellation of a program on another network that they weren't watching in the first place.
Charlie was a kid when 9/11 happened. What in his lifetime would have turned him into a 9/11 Truther?
They are a media event. They exist for the purpose of being reported on in the news media.
The ships will be known informally as Hookers and Blow.
Who outside of medical school ever heard the word myocarditis before 2021?
This isn't Hillary being arrested. This is her own campaign limo which is in fact a private ambulance. She is about to be whisked off to Chelsea's apartment which formerly housed a medical clinic. The apartment very likely still contained a private one-person hospital for Hillary's use.
Real Hillary is suffering a medical event here. A younger and thinner Fake Hillary will soon be frolicking with a little girl on the sidewalk outside Chelsea's apartment, while pantomiming a conversation with the press.
Rather awkward to plead not guilty on the grounds of insanity when the very judge who released him kept sending him to her privately owned clinic for publicly funded treatment.
Yet knee-jerk Trump haters will disgrace themselves by taking the side of the murderer just to hate on Trump. Soft-core Trump haters will not want to join them in defending the killer.
Everyone blamed Mrs. O'Leary's cow for kicking over a lamp and starting the Great Chicago Fire but how many people know that Mrs. O'Leary lived next door to a Waffle House?
Climate change claims another victim!
I ended a forty-year friendship without another word after an old friend went off on a tirade against the unvaccinated. I had put up with her rabid TDS for years in hopes of preserving our friendship. But after all we went through with lockdowns and mandates, I couldn't take the rantings of a brainwashed liberal any more.
How can removing healthy working body parts be considered an essential surgery? How can it be necessary to provide hormones to a person whose body is working properly when not producing them?
Tim is so light in his loafers, if he touched down feet first the helicopter would spring back up into the sky.
That's no way to talk about a First Lady even if he is a black man.
The very fact that a guy sitting that far away got the ball shows that no one else had it in their possession. It's not enough to touch the ball with a finger and call dibs. You have to be holding it firmly in your hand to call it yours. He did not snatch the ball from someone who already had it. She did that.
Her shirt is trying to brainwash its readers.
A woman should focus on making herself attractive to one man and forget about all the rest.
Dems are in a bind. They can't walk back the demand to release the files nor can they safely demand disclosure.
There are ample photographs of the U S Capitol being built. It was without a dome during the Civil War.
Parental Advice 1975: If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do the same thing?
2025: If all your teachers told you you are really a girl, would you cut off your dick?
"Vote Gavin because Americans SHOULD be paying eight dollars a gallon for gas" is part of their actual platform.
Chelsea Clinton has a dreadful public speaking voice. She sounds like a goat having a panic attack when she talks. And much like Kamala, she grins and laughs inappropriately enough to make the viewer cringe.
Joe's interns usually die in his office.
No human being has flown even five hundred miles off the surface of the earth in last fifty years. What became of the magic technology that allowed us to fly 237,000 miles to the moon and 237,000 miles back? It was so easy in 1969.