If only the fire had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton!
California Officials: "Prevention?"
Hasn't Senator Pocahontas explained to you yet that all white Christian men are Klan enablers?
Senator Warren will probably pivot and start smearing Hegseth as a backwoods segregationist Klan enabler like Jimmy Carter.
Nancy Walker played Rosie, the waitress who demonstrated Bounty paper towels as "The Quicker Picker Upper."
There is a Pelosi meme or two in that.
Aubrey Plaza sounds like a hotel.
He is Fidel Castro's son. He can find work rolling fine Cuban cigars.
It isn't Hillary. It's the woman who plays her on TV.
Is that a confession?
She is correct when she says Kamala is not going anywhere . . . .
Michelle could legit claim the Presidency. The others are too old and/or too unelectable on a national level.
Looks like Granny grabbed Jethro's hat by mistake.
If Kamala had "won," they probably never would have told him.
It means it's the highest point in its immediate vicinity.
And not just the "Pro-Choice Party." The Democrats presented themselves as the saviors of Democracy. Yet they could not be bothered to let the voters select their nominee.
Yes, I continue to trust the Plan.
The media went nuts when John Hughes died suddenly. I think cheese pizza is a shout-out to those in the know here. More fuckery hiding in plain sight.
Donny Bears make the best teddy bears.
The two youngest women to become First Ladies were both known for their beauty. Julia Gardiner was 24 when she married the widowed President John Tyler. President's wives weren't called First Lady then, She instructed the press to refer to her as the Lovely Lady Presidentress, and they did. She and President Tyler had a grandson who is alive TODAY.
Frances Folsom Cleveland was just 22 when she married bachelor President Grover Cleveland. "Frankie" was lovely and a widely popular First Lady. The Baby Ruth candy bar was named for her infant daughter, Ruth. She was the only woman prior to Melania Trump who would return to the White House as First Lady after her husband was voted out (as it were.)
Jackie also had bad skin and coarse hair. Melania is a flawless gem.
Sesame Street teaches children how to watch TV.
BREAKING: A pair of stinky old boots entered the race and bumped Trudeau down to fifth place.
The Lion King is still running on Broadway. She could play one of the hyenas.
Yet most people will spin only three bars that read "Go," "Fuck," and "Yourself!"