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Hckyhillbilly 8 points ago +8 / -0

Maybe Lloyd Austin should wear a tuxedo to work. If I’m gonna be impotent, I wanna look impotent.

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Hckyhillbilly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks fren. Generation gap, I would assume.

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Hckyhillbilly 15 points ago +16 / -1

I can’t issue a pardon, I never belonged in the rose garden.

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Hckyhillbilly 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet that sign will work better than the gun free zone signs.

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Hckyhillbilly 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Pinto with the flames from the rear is for “boomers” for sure.

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Hckyhillbilly 1 point ago +1 / -0

He won’t let go until it thunders.

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Hckyhillbilly 7 points ago +7 / -0

And, you could get a selfie.

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Hckyhillbilly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did Hannity happen to mention that 99% of the people at the fbi are good. Seems I’ve heard him say that before.

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Hckyhillbilly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those of us in the rest of the country assume that Lake is loved in Arizona. Can some Arizona frens tell us if there is something that we don’t understand?

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Hckyhillbilly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, while I was taking auto shop with a bunch of other hillbillies, and making fun of the guys that took typing, I started to realize that they were in a room full of girls, and I was in a room full of greasy guys. I also would have learned where to put a period in that first sentence.

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Hckyhillbilly 1 point ago +1 / -0

They would be better off if we just gave them some warm blankets, than with Pocahontas.

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Hckyhillbilly 2 points ago +3 / -1

It’s so hard being awake. I was watching a show a couple of nights ago about the crew of the Enola Gay. There was historical footage and interviews with some of the crew. 10 years ago, I would have never questioned anything that was said. Now I’m looking at it and thinking, how much of this ever even happened.

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Hckyhillbilly 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh nooo, it’s Eron.

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Hckyhillbilly 6 points ago +6 / -0

I switched about 3 months ago and couldn’t be happier. We are very isolated so, AT&T dsl was all we had. We were downloading at .4 mbs. With Starlink we’re never below 100 mbs. Usually 250+. That may not seem fast to some of you civilization frens, but it’s a minimum of 200x faster for this hillbilly.

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Hckyhillbilly 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those apartments will need fumigation. Probably go ahead and fumigate the ones from the illegals also.

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