Weaponized Oversight? It’s called an Audit
“Make Government Work Less Attractive.” Say that out loud
Panda Eyes👁️👁️
Bureau of land management
Dammit Jim! Sorry, just had to😂
They don’t have the votes
So your telling me she’s in charge and not the face of the party?
Better have a trademark on that
Hillbilly Beekeeper saves Baseball
https://notthebee.com/article/heres-how-you-end-a-bee-delay-at-a-baseball-game
Pureblood here. You mean people voluntarily stood in line and had a Tick Tock dancing nurse give them a shot with an unknown substance? Huh….
Dad? What do you do again? Well honey I’m a Neuroscientist. Oh…
Now honey now finish packing your bags. Or we will be late for our private plane.
Yeah Dad…about that vacation- you all go ahead I really have to study for finals. Ok dear… love you. Love you too Dad ✈️💥
Yup, she was on my wall
$499 Trillion…I’m expecting my $1T any day now 😂
True story…Wife gets call from an engineer (she ran facilities services at hospital among other departments).
“Boss… (male engineer). Ummm, we have a problem with a patient on the fifth floor..””What is it ?” she said. “Well Boss, it’s the toilet…what’s wrong with the toilet?” She asks, “Too short.” The engineer replies.
“ It’s a standard hospital toilet- WTF are you talking about? “ she yells.
Engineer says, “The patient is calling for us to get this fu@king “Ball Washer” out of his room.”
Wife looks at Engineer sideways and says “Ball Washer?” 😂😂😂 The Engineer then had to explain to my wife (in an HR appropriate way) that the dudes balls were so saggy that they were dipping into the toilet every time he sat down. What’s the solution my wife asked? A spacer he said.😂😂. Yes, they have spacers😂
I’m rockin a fresh haircut. I was all smiles yesterday as I was sitting down for my monthly trim as another patron was exiting the shop. My cute Vietnamese hair stylist said goodbye and asked about how everything was going with his sister- he said, They left for Brazil yesterday- self deported. How long were they here? Eleven years. He replied. I’m so sorry she said.
I just sat there with a smile. She knew😂😂😂
Ahhh, Proffesorfags unite
You are welcomed in our digital pond fren, it’s a sanctuary for all frogs out in the wild. I have my GAW Pond and one little puddle I can jump into with UFO Frog..,at least he has good whiskey ☘️💚🐸
ID please…
Ummm, how ‘bout your badge first … hold it right there while I just run it through this here app😂🤣😂
Zero fucks given by our President- MAGA KEK
ANW…I’m a Freeper Lurker too. So sick of their Quarterly Fundraising 😂🐸😂
I wonder…can DOGE go back in time?
Tack on you must present a Voter ID to vote and…..it ded.
Welp, if you watched Hunting Hitter, you would have known. Now let’s see who’s Merkel’s Daddy is😂
Yup - shave his head first-😂