Jacinda Ardern walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" Hee haw, hee haw.
My mom was diagnosed with lung cancer one year in January. Four months later she was dead. She had immediately started chemotherapy. It made her so sick, she couldn't keep any food down. She slept all the time. She told us in her last days that if she could have done it all over, she would have never let them treat her with chemotherapy.
Do you know why Heinz didn't mind walking pretty far behind his wife? He knew no matter how far he got behind her, he could always catch up (ketchup).
Just like the Seal Team Six helicopter crash in Afghanistan.
Anyone that is powerful and/or rich could get a seat with the Pope.
The soldiers that wear the stars on their uniform are politicians today. Imagine if Patton or McArthur were in the Army today. You know they'd be forced out because they'd say how F'd up things are.
Normandy is a great example for all of this. If the Allies would have rushed it, consequences could have been devastating if it all went wrong.
It's funny how after getting their ass kicked in the poll, they delete the tweet.
He'd be a good cellmate for that CNN fag Lemon.
That's exactly what happened to Barbara Boxer when she got mugged in Oakland.
That's a shame.
I wonder if she has a schlong like Big Mike?
He can share a cell with Smollett.
I'm sure Zucker nose a lot.
Get to the part where Smollett is tag teamed by Barry and Big Mike.
I had a pretty major surgery a few months ago, couldn't put it off any longer. I had to get the swab in the nose (not the one where it's jammed up by your brain) to be cleared for admittance. My biggest fear was them giving my a COVID shot while I was under anesthesia.
It's also a good way to money launder.
Patton realized we were fighting the wrong enemy.
Almost as much as I miss having hemorrhoids.
Xi should be more afraid of the fire and brimstone that God will unleash upon him.
The way I see it, why should our military get the vax when the illegal aliens flooding across our southern border do not have to get it. Fk our politicians.
They spelled Fag wrong in the last caption.
They also say you'll be mildly dead.
How can she love avocados when she's so busy loving BBCs?
What happened to his wife's accent? I thought she didn't even know the English word for cucumber. Hilaria should call herself Hilarious.