by IAmOne
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JohnnySkidmarx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unless it was like that whole "slow boat to China" ship.

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JohnnySkidmarx 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your children are your most important asset. Money comes and goes, but your children are yours forever.

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JohnnySkidmarx 2 points ago +3 / -1

How much longer? I mean, we've been hearing "be patient" for years now.

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JohnnySkidmarx 2 points ago +2 / -0

How are they going to fight in a war, they can't even figure out what gender they are.

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JohnnySkidmarx 5 points ago +5 / -0

Back in the '80's, we used to call it the "Ass Injected Death Syndrome".

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JohnnySkidmarx 3 points ago +3 / -0

Soon it will be "If you don't date and have sex with someone with AIDS, you are a bigot!"

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JohnnySkidmarx 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought Libs thought that building walls were inhumane!

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JohnnySkidmarx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be a multi-millionaire in a foreign prison. You are awaiting extradition to the U.S. due to a recent ruling by Spanish courts. Pay off prison officials to fake your death. Fake autopsy. Prison isn't releasing body. Prison soon will "accidently" cremate body. You go off the grid, maybe get a little plastic surgery, and live the rest of your life an unknown. Anything is possible.

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JohnnySkidmarx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those antyfa faggots were led by guys from three letter agencies.

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JohnnySkidmarx 6 points ago +6 / -0

It shouldn't be tough for you. Freedom of choice on vaccinations, freedom to keep your heart clear of inconsistencies from the jab. These people that say to you "Get the jab or you can't come to the wedding" are the ones that put you in this spot. I would have loved to have used this excuse to get out of going to weddings or family functions before. Once their health starts deteriorating, then I would say "It's probably because you got the shot."

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JohnnySkidmarx 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your comment "normal, healthy, young athletes just kill over from heart conditions all the time" is the selling point I use. When have we ever seen pro athletes die at a rate like this? When one keels over, my first question now is "Did he get the vax?"

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JohnnySkidmarx 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if his daddy Fidel ever worried like this?

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JohnnySkidmarx 5 points ago +5 / -0

My dude, you do not need toxic "friends" like that in your life. Rid yourself of his anger.

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JohnnySkidmarx 14 points ago +14 / -0

FB and Twatter should not be considered social media platforms since they moderate people's postings and block them or suspend their accounts. They should be considered a publisher, thereby taking away their online protections.

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JohnnySkidmarx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Shakespeare say "To honk or not to honk, that is the question."

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JohnnySkidmarx 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those limp-wristed fags couldn't punch each other.

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JohnnySkidmarx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Employees should have told management to "shove it up their hershey highway!"

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JohnnySkidmarx 4 points ago +4 / -0

That "Hornet' fearmongering only lasted a few days.

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