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NickOrbeck 28 points ago +28 / -0

Grab a bunch of crap and take it to the counter. Let them ring it up, then pay cash.

If they refuse to take cash, go ballistic. Make a scene, accuse the cashier of racism, sexual harrassment, pedophobia, and beastophobia.

These people would rather die than be labeled as prejudiced against someone based on their sexual orientation, so this tactic should be highly effective.

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NickOrbeck 0 points ago +1 / -1

The article doesn't say any of those things.

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NickOrbeck 13 points ago +13 / -0

Thar's not a brutal beating. Only a fingerless pedo cannot touch children.

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NickOrbeck 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're fucking clouds for Christ's sake!

H4 cirrus, these are actually made from ice crystals, not water vapor.

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NickOrbeck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Better to kill in the prone position from elevated concealed cover, than either of those options.

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NickOrbeck 5 points ago +5 / -0

C) Go apeshit and start blasting. You're gonna die anyway, YODO!

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NickOrbeck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does he have an AR-15 and high capacity magazines? Is he prepared to use them to defend his liberties?

If not, fuck that guy, he deserves to lose his civil rights. Millions of Americans have given their lives for our freedom. Today is the day he should water Jefferson's proverbial tree of liberty.

Seriously though, to my knowlege no one can be forced to get vaccinated. You have not provided enough information for anyone to be able to offer meaningful advice.

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NickOrbeck 2 points ago +5 / -3

Everything is chemicals. I dared my friend to drink pure industrial stength dihydrogen monoxide, but he wouldn't do it. So I drank it all myself.

There was a guy who got caught sprinkling sodium chloride on the french fries at McDonalds, he never went to prison.

Did you know that olive garden puts ethanoic acid in their salads? I'll never eat there again.

I switched my grandfather's toothpaste with calcium carbonate and sodium flouride, he's dead now.

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NickOrbeck 1 point ago +1 / -0

OMG! Why would you post a picture of Dagon smoking crack with little baby Jesus! And why is he wearing an "I'm with stupid" t-shirt? This is sick!

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NickOrbeck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nobody wants to be an occupier in their own country.

All the able-bodied men in this country are waiting to be recruited by the counterinsurgency.

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NickOrbeck 26 points ago +26 / -0

The DOJ doesn't get an opinion on the matter. The Supreme Court has spoken, and the DOJ will listen. This statement is insubordination, it is seditious, and possibly illegal.

Who the fuck do these pedophiles think they are?

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NickOrbeck 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you have the means, visit Alaska during both the summer and winter solstices. I was born in the "land of the midnight sun", and it is also one of the best places to view the aurora borealis.

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NickOrbeck 6 points ago +6 / -0

At my school, if you didn't own a gun, one was issued to you.

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NickOrbeck -4 points ago +2 / -6

This totally false cliche is absolutely not true. The true secret to life is to quickly recognize and abandon futile efforts. Quitting early and often is a crucial life skill that must be mastered.

A talented runner shouldn't quit, but all of the slow runners would have been better off quitting and finding something they can excel in. Millions of untalented runners are humiliated at tracks around the world every day. These people would be better off if they found their talent, got a job, or studied.

Remember, QUITTERS NEVER LOSE!

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NickOrbeck 2 points ago +2 / -0

The U.S. military can take our stuff? Tell that to the Viet Cong, the Afghans, the North Koreans, and the Somalians. The U.S. military is a joke. Any army insane enough to deploy on American soil will be instantly crushed.

Everyone I know is armed and trained. How hard is it to hide in a perch and snipe an invader from a mile away? If 1% of armed Americans can manage to kill just one U.S. soldier, every soldier would be killed.

But American soldiers are over 80% MAGA, so those troops and all of their weapons would be on our side. Those Tomahawk missiles would be blowing up government buildings, not civilian houses. The pedophiles in the deep state don't understand this.

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NickOrbeck -4 points ago +4 / -8

My wife gives me BJs, so I should never be accepted as normal, and my perversion is a scourge from hell?

I can live with that.

Also, you are now on my enemy list. Prepare for war motherfucker!

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NickOrbeck 19 points ago +19 / -0

Instead of announcing things that haven't happened, why not just shut the fuck up and surprise us?

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NickOrbeck 1 point ago +1 / -0

1040 MPH at sea level on the equator.

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NickOrbeck 4 points ago +4 / -0

And watch you through all of the cameras on your phone, doorbell, laptop, car, etc.

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