The Pardons can be ignored beecause they were granted by The United States of America corporation, not the United States.

Hopefully we can start teaching that carbon is an essential nutrient for plants

Silly normies think vampires arent real

Crypto is no different to gambling imho

No, because mcdonalds will never again get my business, their slop nearly got me killed.

Democracy is what they want america to be because democracy is a 51% vote away from total authoritarianism

How many of those ukranians are seasoned duck hunters though?

Would your rather get that inflated monopoly money? Or fuckall?

Anti-drone jammer is a fancy way of saying remington 870 12 gauge loaded with pirhana shot

You also shouldn't stand your general out in a field

It took all the money and ammunition in the west to stalemate russia. Ukraine is not winning.

They have the same nose structure, they're probably incestuous

Shoukd have given it to japan, we'd have gundams by now

Lets cut him a deal. No more forced updates, maintain support for all currently supported windows OS's and release ownership of all PCs around the world to the people who bought them. Also, get rid of bing and any windows AI.

And maybe we'll consider keeping his name off that list..

She/it? Sheeeit

Easy with your wordage, "brave new world" is one of the commie catchphrases

Israel is threatening american citizens with death... how is this not an open declaration of war?

Its pretty much already happening

You mean the system that worked with near no hangups for 130 years?

Put this man in a bulletproof box immediately

Would explain why the illuminated sign for the temple in the town i live in Hasn't been lit since i was in elementary school

Hopefully they've saved the best psyops for last. Haven't laughed in a good minute

Trumps inaugural parade needs the trump tank. Make the meme real.

Or they have tiny capacitor coils designed to fail and burn at a specific power fluctuation

The sad thing is this nakes alot more sense