Having a white royal family who inherit the right to rule over everyone else is offensive and no longer appropriate. When will the UK throw off the yoke of white supremacy and abandon the monarchy?

Never accept a gift of homemade sausage from the Clintons.

NASA erased all the original video of all the Apollo missions. For good measure they also destroyed the machines that would have played back those videos.

And his "wife," Incontinentia.

Incontinentia Buttocks.

We should call "her" Large Marge instead.

Float like a butterfly; sting like a bee.

Big Mike is built like Muhammad Ali.

She dubbed herself The Virgin Carey and everybody laughed.

I wonder if the pastry chef still has her job.

My former church had a sign out front that said, "Love thy neighbor, get vaccinated."

I suspect the churches are taking money to push the jab.

Susan Collins is a Democrat in all but name.

The Pyramids at Giza and the Sphinx were built with power tools by a sophisticated society over 12,000 years ago when Egypt was green and fertile, before the great inundation we know as the Flood from the Noah's Ark story.

This is no different than having Al Jolson named Black Entertainer of the Year.

A trained chimpanzee in a butler's uniform. He was the cutest thing. The Pelosis would show him to you but he died of COVID last week.

On the bright side, she will fit into her skinny jeans by Christmas.

Dead men tell no tales.

Elihu Yale was a slave trader. The very name of Yale University is hate speech.

Running against Mrs. Drysdale for Possum Queen --

GRANNY CLAMPETT: Remember what William Jennings Bryan said, "fight hard but fight clean."

JETHRO: But you ain't fightin' clean, Granny.

GRANNY: 'Course I ain't! William Jennings Bryan was a loser!

"Quite generous" - as if we had a choice!

You're never too old to be "aborted" in California.

The BBC reported in detail the collapse of WTC 7 twenty minutes before it happened. What makes you think FOX can't "predict" election results?

My amnesty would require reparations. I was made to pay a price. Who wasn't?

You mean we're the baddies?

Seems as if provable bad faith dealing is biting him in the ass.

A Banana-Hammock Republic.

According to the Chron, it is anti-LGBTQ to speculate that gay hanky-panky may be taking place when a fight breaks out between two men in their underwear at 2 a.m.

The San Fran police know better.