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Ranbo 3 points ago +3 / -0

How in the world would Ferris have been saved were it not for the glory Of His Prophetic Utterance?! The Fear! It smells!

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Ranbo 2 points ago +2 / -0

This time around it wont be allowed. The fire and brimstone of Apollo will burn the evil to a crisp . There will be nothing left of the corruption of those who wish harm upon our president, vice president, their family, their staff, the good ones are protected by Jesus Mary and Joseph and the ones who do harm to children are being fitted with millstones AS WE SPEAK DO NOT FEAR, BY YOUR WORKS YE ARE SAVED BY THE BLOOD OF CHRIST! REPENT FOR YOUR SIN AS YOUR FATHER HAS BEEN PLEASED TO AWARD YOU THE KEYS TO HIS KINGDOM ! NOT AN INCH TO EVIL, MEN! SAVE YOUR TRUSTED BRETHREN IN THE NAME OF CHRIST JESUS ! MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON DONALDS ENEMIES BECAUSE WE WILL NOT

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Ranbo 3 points ago +4 / -1

Wherever the fuck biden is, he's about to be bent the fuck over and finished off by the riders on the storm of death!

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Ranbo 3 points ago +3 / -0

The federal bureau of Instigators! Welcome to hell motherfuckers! Your worst nightmares are about to be unleashed! Youve had it coming a loooong time bitches! You know who you are! Wannna Fuck with the Trumps? So long assholes! Bend over and start kissing your asses goodbye! Adios biden!

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Ranbo 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are hereby granted license to mount your sarcastic death horse and ride among the most venerated cavalry mankind has ever seen. It 2nd seal time baby. What are you gonna do Dale? Not intimidate? Its go time boys, time to slay the beast that went after our Donald. You hid the sword from mother! She loves this part! Do you not bleed as Our Donald bled? Do you not also sacrifice for mankind? Who are you? What are you doing here? Waiting for death? Bitch its here. Smell the pyre? Its delicious mouthwatering bbq and I haven't eaten in centuries!

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Ranbo 2 points ago +2 / -0

The thug magaz have arrived and its JUDGEMENT DAY! RIDE RIDE RIDE! TAKE MY HORSE! WHIP THE FUCKER! ITS COVERED IN THE BLOOD OF THE SON OF THE FATHER! NO QUARTER FOR TRAITORS!

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Ranbo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fasting works miracles but can be overdone. Having fasted off nearly 80 lbs I agree. You can get this at your local costco:

Unfiltered freshly ground french roast coffee provides cholesterol which aids digestion and reduces cholesterol retention

8 to 10 premium fish or salmon oil capsules daily Paired with hi quality gingko biloba. 4-6 per day.

turmeric 1-2 per day .

Echinacea root 4-6 per day

Magnesium 1 per day.

Alcohol, sugar, carbs all introduce insulin, inflammation and water retention. Bad.

After you have fasted away 10 lbs treat yourself. You will no longer desire sugar but you will want to crush hi fat keto ice cream by the pint. This is your splendiferous opportunity to buy new clothes.

Take nothing but coffee and supps until lunch or even 2pm, depending on bmi. A year ago that was impossible for me.

These days i work an 8 hr nightshift on my feet, munch on blanched almonds, dark baking chocolate and shredded coconut and run circles around the sleepwalkers.

I dont need as much sleep and i never get sick with 3 germ infested kids. And supplements dont need refrigeration!

Having a snotty fishwife helps with semen retention, but thats a manly hall lecture for another day.

Most people have no idea that excess fish oil lowers blood pressure and is a suitable replacement for statins.

Not a doctor, just a fool living under a broken bridge with a dream and a proscription for pissing excellence. No need to thank me, youre welcome !

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Ranbo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seems to me trust is a rather binary affair. Trust. 1

Distrust. 0

Unsure. null value/placeholder/x

God reveals trustworthiness through time.

Finite = trust/distrust

Infinite = x

Can you trust an empty vessel? As long as you know its seaworthiness.

Can it make the return trip? Dont put the cat before the horse!

"In God We Trust"... only Inflation! "In Gold we trust" .... only with silver.

We can only trust the blood of Christ as it is in us all. I only trust reading between the lines. Naturally. The space between 1 and 0 is that in which our real trust lies. Gods matrix! Cheers fren!

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Ranbo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ya know Colbert, just when i thought you couldnt get any dumber. You go and do something like this. AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!! btw, Yall got any more of those sleepy joe redpill suppositories?

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Ranbo 6 points ago +7 / -1

Father in Heaven

Bring the anti red hat brigade into the room of the living

Make them feel the 🔥 of your unending love.

Bring them to their knees and repent for allowing destruction unto their lives

Show them the truth, that we all bleed red, breathe air and bring love unto all of your creation.

For what brings us in to the fire brings us out

Keep watch over us, guard us from temptation and vice. Keep your memory alive in us, that we may succeed with your blessing in securing posterity, happiness and meekness.

Show us the meaning of true liberty! Unblind lady justice and bind her to our ❤️ For we know that which we seek resides within! Yet in its refusal to comply it circulates unknowingly.

Bring us the Awareness of its circulation and bring it to circumcision, reduce its capaciousness and keep it beating to your steadfast rhythm, that beautiful backbeat, radiating the roots of creation in your holy light.

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