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doomedspacemonkey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only if they PAY me. NO more freebies. The Red Cross can suck it.

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doomedspacemonkey 7 points ago +7 / -0

Probably. I know Stella Artois is owned by Inbev, so I stopped drinking that when this whole carfuffle started. People need to find a nearby microbrewery they like instead of mega-corp beer inc.

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doomedspacemonkey 34 points ago +34 / -0

Silver eagles, gold sneakers, and NO fringe on the flags.

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doomedspacemonkey 26 points ago +26 / -0

Well, I own the moon, so there's that.

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doomedspacemonkey 12 points ago +12 / -0

Let me get this straight- instead of routing out the vagabonds and arresting those breaking the law, we close the school and end learning? Sounds like a legit government solution.

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doomedspacemonkey 16 points ago +16 / -0

They had us dead to rights. If Hillary had won none of this would be happening.

Why haven't I thought of this before? It's so simple! Thank you for illuminating me, Fren.

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doomedspacemonkey 6 points ago +6 / -0

The economic collapse is starting on a global scale and there's nobody to blame it on except themselves.

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doomedspacemonkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Import Florida Meth gators and dump them in the river, hungry.

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doomedspacemonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jeb! Also, "don't change horses mid stream." Wait, that one doesn't work in this case. Oh well, here it is anyway- "Jeb says don't change horses mid stream!"

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doomedspacemonkey 1 point ago +4 / -3

Doesn't anyone read a Concordance Study Bible? Waters, in this term, meant fertile; God created everything from this fertile, fluid medium. The firmament means everything you can see from horizon on the left to the horizon on the right; everything you can see around you, not flat.

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