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DOGE enters the chat

So JD Vance can show up and preside over the senate when he feels like it (when it's important to do so)?

It's (D)ifferent

Amen

It looks even less plausible considering that so many libs were cowering in their homes, terrified of stepping outside in case they caught the sniffles

Well... technically speaking, inflation will probably do that

They have the Voter ID. Someone may be going to jail

The interesting group are the independents

My 4,000L rainwater system was a good investment

Obama perhaps?

Why would NK troops deploy to Russia?

Looks like there's a brick of coke missing Rex?

Guessing that one possible scenario may be that Trump wins, demonrats refuse to certify, patriots protest (may even take up arms), military steps in to uphold the constitution, arrests the traitors, ships them off to Gitmo...

The kind of person who joins the IRS as an armed agent probably isn't the kind of person you'd want for BP

White House Aides

It's the same list

$100 for 1oz? Ouch

They want to "watch" someone help him commit "suicide", whether he wants to or not

I've wondered for a while now if there's a critical mass where one exploding satellite would create a chain reaction of space junk shrapnel that would eventually take out most satellites in orbit.

I wonder if this is connected to the NY raids?

These judges need to face justice, but probably never will... Can the defendants sue for damages at least?

The elephant represents the GOP. Trump has control of the party and the RINOs are contained.

If it's a big enough mess, it may open the door for a redo election, run by the military?

That demonic costume has never sat right with me.. and it's still his twitter photo