by MAGULQ
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queef 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember his battles with Superman.

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queef 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s the same look Nancy gets when Paul hammers through the last pint of $20 ice cream and nothing is left but an expired pint of Ben and Jerry’s Swallwell Swirl.

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queef 23 points ago +23 / -0

Maybe he went in black face and hopes they won’t know it was him.

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queef 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe it’s the big logo here staring me in the face, but I’d kind of like to find out who the Q team is.

On a side note, I’m imagining a day they are so popular, you see five of them show up on Celebrity Family Feud.

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queef 6 points ago +6 / -0

Looks like a map of Dominion server farms.

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queef 8 points ago +8 / -0

Once a month, I propose a "Taking a Dump Chat."

It would combine the best aspects of Shower Thoughts, except these thoughts must occur on the toilet, and it would be presented in the style of Daily/Weekly Chat.

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queef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe is on top of Barack, which is what we'd expect.

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queef 1 point ago +1 / -0

All publicity is good publicity until someone is tucking their junk between their legs.

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queef 6 points ago +6 / -0

Also at the dinner was the CEO of Brookstone, who wants to bankrupt the population by having them buy overpriced massage chairs.

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queef 1 point ago +1 / -0

Major pharmacies are a problem. I was fortunate to find a in-person doctor who prescribes it and a compounding pharmacy that dispenses it. The prescription is for a pill that is the correct dose for my body weight. I pay under $5 per pill.

You may want to work backwards. Find the pharmacy and then the doctor. There are definitely online options to get a prescription, but you will then be able to tell them where to send it.

Now I need to find a blacksmith to get my next pair of shoes.

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queef 1 point ago +1 / -0

One unexpected benefit for me appears to be a reduction in eye floaters, which I think increased after a bad cold this year. Maybe it was parasites swimming by. Not all gone, but much improved. I take it once a week, no side effects.

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queef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who knew...Michael Jackson was probably trying to save children and Prince was alerting us to chemtrails.

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queef 6 points ago +6 / -0

In Chicago, people vote for President ten times in the same election cycle.

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queef 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stacey Abrams heard chips and signed herself up 17 times. Nothing can stop her from eating.

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