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If he's Hang the "wife" should be Hung.
If the election doesn’t work out, I hope he opens a My Pillow franchise in Argentina.
If I trust the plan, I’m thinking this slowbama drip of info is designed to make him squirm even more than Big Mike does.
I once said the same thing about a hand job, and the manager demanded I give him one or they wouldn’t cash the check.
Things can get really sticky these days.
A MoBro diploma is a great stepping stone to working at KFC or Popeye's.
If he can handle Big Mike, prison should be no problem for Barry.
As opposed to using your real name here. 😉
Hopefully it’s not DoorDash with Jerry Nadler’s lunch.
You could see the hemorrhoids sprouting as he squirmed in his chair.
I'm a little impatient, so I'd prefer 5 minute deltas.
Drag is the right word.
Finally, after a little digging, I make something other than a shitpost.
The mystery man is Victor Mellor, Sr.
Be careful when asking for cream in your coffee.
Now imagine if you turned into a lunatic and bled through your pecker every month.
Same hree.
BHO? We just went from the math house to the bathhouse.
Florida also has fewer looting opportunities than other vacation destinations.
Maybe the Hubbell Hobble will be a new dance craze at Gitmo.
Abe Lincoln was a friend of mine, and I think he would be more shocked at the reference to Chick-fil-A.
I really hope RFK, Jr. is part of the plan.
Congratulations @sarahpalin!
…and BBC.
I am old enough to remember having a four hour erection.
Which bathroom is he using?
I'm starting to think we won't be fixing 2020.
tl;dr she has nice tits
If he's Hang the "wife" should be Hung.