I'm curious, will the cork come in different sizes, will there be instructions on how to correctly insert the device, and is there any liability on the part of the makers of the product if it is inserted improperly and disappears into the rectal cavern??? I mean, if we are required to wear a mask on our face then surely we should insert a plug in our.... Just asking.
This is actually slightly true. Research the Amoy Towers during the SARS pandemic. In the hardest hit area, SARS was spread through aerosolized fecal matter.
This has encouraged me to eat a combo my wife has banned from my diet due to is being a weapon of mass destruction: Tuna, beans, deviled eggs, and beer.
I cant wipe the grin from my face just thinking about it. Guaranteed room clear with a fog-horn announcement of the pending doom.
No joke, a few months ago I dreamed our RINO governor was making people plug up their buttholes to stop the spread of the coof through farts. I was so angry in the dream, because people were bringing their children to him to be measured for butt plugs, and I couldn't believe so many parents were eager for state sanctioned child molestation.
This is a good thing. If we can’t wake the sheeple up with facts, maybe we can wake them up by the sheer idiocy of what comes out of the Left’s desperation. One day all these “elite” will stand and face uproarious laughter from the people of the nations of the world for their pathetic attempts to conquer and rule us all - before they meet their Maker, and the lake of fire He will banish them to.
Hahaha! I’m in trouble. My husband and I just took our son and his friends to the lake for the week. That’s long car rides where you can’t get the windows down fast enough!
Do you remember the scene from the movie Rainman? Tom Cruise is in a phone booth with Dustin Hoffman. “Uto fart” the rainman says as he tries to get out of the booth and his brother is like what?!!
If climate change scientists can claim that dinosaur farts caused climate change, guess it's okay for human farts to spread covid.
Wish the gov't, MSM would play a new record. This covid crap is beyond old.
OMG, I’m a Super Spreader 💨
Like affecting many or an admission you butterfly your butt cheeks before letting on rip? Asking for a fren.
Let just say I have skills 🥷
I'm curious, will the cork come in different sizes, will there be instructions on how to correctly insert the device, and is there any liability on the part of the makers of the product if it is inserted improperly and disappears into the rectal cavern??? I mean, if we are required to wear a mask on our face then surely we should insert a plug in our.... Just asking.
Scotland is doomed,doomed,I say! ( For Americans,what does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?Nothing,it's all in perfect working order)
Former member of a Black Watch Infantry unit.(Scottish)
I don't want to think about that! That would really turn your stomach!
I thought they wear socks under their kilt.
This is actually slightly true. Research the Amoy Towers during the SARS pandemic. In the hardest hit area, SARS was spread through aerosolized fecal matter.
Farts would be a minor spread.
Was going to post the same, sewer gasses can spread it.
That was a different strain, still a coronavirus though
Still wanting to swab assholes, I see.
"Siiiir ima need to check yaaa asshole"
I'm waiting for the CDC and Fauci to claim that COVID can be caught from dreams.
Right! That's it,stop right now! From now on,No baked beans,No curry,No egg sandwiches,No Brussels spouts! Just stop now! Do you want to kill Nana!
And haggis! St Andrews Night in the Battalion mess just won't be the same!
Wasn't expecting to se a ticker link here.
This has encouraged me to eat a combo my wife has banned from my diet due to is being a weapon of mass destruction: Tuna, beans, deviled eggs, and beer.
I cant wipe the grin from my face just thinking about it. Guaranteed room clear with a fog-horn announcement of the pending doom.
No joke, a few months ago I dreamed our RINO governor was making people plug up their buttholes to stop the spread of the coof through farts. I was so angry in the dream, because people were bringing their children to him to be measured for butt plugs, and I couldn't believe so many parents were eager for state sanctioned child molestation.
So are they admitting masks don’t work then? Because most people are wearing at least 2 layers of clothing over their asshole.
The Sun. Its not meant to be read, its there only for the pictures.
As the enemy gets more and more desperate, the fear-mongering becomes more and more ridiculous, but the brainwashed sheeple continue to lap it up.
'Makes one wonder how bad/stupid things have to get before the willingly-blind will open their eyes and see.
If you can smell your fart through your mask you’re fine... hehehehe
“Brusslesprouts spur international pandemic, news at five”
LOL gass em
Mandatory butt plugs incoming.
Why did I think I was going to get to watch the video titled WATCH THE VIDEO?
Crop dusting will be classified as a terrorist attack. Send in GWB to find the weapons of ass destruction.
Butt plugs with filters will be the next requirement
If COVID-19 can be spread via hot air I think I know which class of persons should be shutdown first.
Archived:
https://archive.vn/yMrnW
Apparently this was being discussed back in late-April 2020 as well:
https://archive.vn/Ue7Kw
This is a good thing. If we can’t wake the sheeple up with facts, maybe we can wake them up by the sheer idiocy of what comes out of the Left’s desperation. One day all these “elite” will stand and face uproarious laughter from the people of the nations of the world for their pathetic attempts to conquer and rule us all - before they meet their Maker, and the lake of fire He will banish them to.
Hahaha! I’m in trouble. My husband and I just took our son and his friends to the lake for the week. That’s long car rides where you can’t get the windows down fast enough!
Do you remember the scene from the movie Rainman? Tom Cruise is in a phone booth with Dustin Hoffman. “Uto fart” the rainman says as he tries to get out of the booth and his brother is like what?!!
If climate change scientists can claim that dinosaur farts caused climate change, guess it's okay for human farts to spread covid. Wish the gov't, MSM would play a new record. This covid crap is beyond old.
Don’t forget AOC and her cow farts.
They should be burning Parlaiment down about now over that one.
So that was Swalwells intention last year. To infect all of those around him.
Looks like they'll have to keep Eric Swallwell and Jerry Nadler in a permanent lockdown ... Can't have pants shitters spreading the coof.
That would make me a super-spreader!
Next ban: Mexican food.
Honk Honk !!
Plus farting is literally rape. Eric Swallwell is a superspreader.