Everybody has a superpower
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I have the power to know where everything is... and can find anything that is lost quickly. However, the power only works if I don't need the thing and have no interest in finding it.
Yup. I got a new work laptop, I'm desperatly searching for a display port to HDMI cable I know I have lying around. No way, I'm lost. I'll order a new one, knowing I find it the day the order arrives.
No, you'll find it the minute your charge clears. Or if you're like me you have dozens of "safe places" all over your house, safe from me primarily
Charge is cleared, still no cable in sight. Let's see what happen tomorrow.
Ok, I found it. Not by looking for it, but by putting things in a box. The same box I was looking for the cable yesterday...
Mine is in my desk drawer. I just checked. I know where a lot of things are, but, sadly, there are many more things that are just "somewhere out there" in a storage box. :)
I have the power to kick my own ass twice a day. I’m working on how to play basketball in the rain and not get wet.
Hell yes!!! Sure shot!!!
Haha dunno how many times but it had to be on a Saturday
https://youtu.be/_Tu-qDHSSZo
I have become so dissociate from reality lately I feel like i need to put my life on hold until after the Storm.
I feel a little soulless because of how much I have dissociated
Out with the old, in with the new. Dont put life on hold, simply step into your new life. God bless u brother
Thanks for your kind words fren. ALL GLORY TO GOD. The best is yet to come. We are in this together I am here if u EVER need prayer or a friend to vent to
Yeah for a while that feeling completely overwhelmed me. Especially when I expected Trump to take over on Jan 6..the again on Jan 20..then again and again and again.
The art of complete change without riots and wrecking the economy....
It's way easier to just look at the state of the world and say "Broken worlds give broken results" and go back to your bible. Without God, this place will stay broken.
I’ve read over and over again..that it is impossible for man to fix this.
God is the only way now.
Oh, we'll have to be the ones to fix it - we just can't do it alone. Without God, we'll just make something equally bad. We'll have to actually get our hands dirtly though.
Amen!
It’s called apathy and it’s pathetic. This mentality is our domestic enemy.
When the situation looks grim, be the Grim Reaper
The first time I saw this it was on a liberal page, the comments were grade a beta male variety, the sheep love think because It doesn’t require balls
He won't panic in a crisis!
I never thought people would advertise that they were weak and lazy. But hey, live your best life fag.
Kek, yep me too
The sky is falling....lil chicken lil!
Here I am feeling everything the past 5 years. The precipice is coming.
People sometimes take life too seriously instead of understanding what its all about. Too much about "me", instead of "us".
Its about finding harmony where there seems none. Its about enriching your spirit with truth and grow in wisdom from it. Its about understanding a single individual can have as much or little impact on all lives, not just thier own. Its about eschewing evil, no matter the cost (sacrifice), to bring humanity as a whole one step closer to God.
I find these highly pigeon-holed self reflections the opposite of what its about. Part of whats wrong with the world, is thinking about "me" to the exclusion of all else.
I must disclaimer, there is nothing wrong with thinking of yourself in the grand scheme, but more how those thoughts and actions can also help others to understand.
I've always thought of the Q movement in this way...
My power is to shoot massively high power destructive beams of energy out of my erect penis.
It's really not the best power. When I see crime, I have to whip it out and try to get it ready, which is harder than you might think in public! Just imagine if the bad guy gets away before I get it up, people just think I'm some kind of pervert!!!
The police usually get called, and YOU try explaining this power to them. If the cop is female and beautiful, I have no trouble getting away, but how often does THAT happen?
Why am I running from the cops anyway? I'm the good guy! I'm doing it to stop an evildoer!
I've also had a few unfortunate accidents with the ladies... body parts just everywhere, hole in the wall so the neighbors can see... really unfortunate...
Why oh why couldn't the beams just come out of my eyes or my fingers or something!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!
Do not be demoralized, frens.
Birds are out in the icy pool. Looks fun. Maybe I will take a cold shower.
I know EXACTLY what Mike is talking about here. Been me for last year and half now.