posted ago by QDay ago by QDay +226 / -0

they realize that their whole twitter life is fake.

I was listening to a podcast the other day where a twitter user explained that when the bot purge happened his 80,000 followers dropped to a mere couple hundred (they were all bots). This person had conversations and interactions with these people for years and could not believe that everything they had thought was real was fabricated.

The twitter bot purge is going to turn peoples whole lives upside down. They have been delusional and led to believe that these bots views represent the world. It is going to destroy them when they come to find out that the reality they have been programmed to think was real was 100% fake. They have been living their lives for updoots and interacting with bots.

This is going to be hilarious to watch the melt down and people waking up to the TRUTH.

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TNBanjoMan 45 points ago +45 / -0

What would be even funnier (although there would be no one to fully appreciate the irony) would be to find that bots have been following bots, bots have been DEBATING bots, and carrying out inter-bot-feuds over the years.

SeeAreJay 25 points ago +25 / -0

Theres a theory on that.

The real internet ended about 2008 when AI started writing news articles just imagine the narrative a bunch of advanced AI bot armies can drum up now?

Dashmoomoo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Reminds me of email storms.

Michael_Golfer 5 points ago +5 / -0

There’s actually an interesting sub on reddit that is made up entirely of bot accounts that post and interact with each other. A lot of the things they say are completely absurd but it’s interesting. I can’t remember the name of the sub though.

BetterNameUnfound 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh my God, this is incredible.

Suddenly I buy it.

If bots can sound THIS realistic, then maybe Twitter really is loaded with fake people...

This is not sarcasm, I'm completely serious.

MidnightToker 1 point ago +2 / -1

That's called politics.

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Litecola2 5 points ago +5 / -0

So twits were living their own Truman shows?

What if real accounts just started sending them links to Rotten Tomatoes or imdb entries for the Truman Show, or the Matrix? <evil grin>

Secretyrussianspy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure we've all argued with a bot on here too, to be fair.

lightmeup777 18 points ago +18 / -0

Elon buys - we win. Twitter dies - we win.

Want to play a game ?

Ultra Maga

UltimateMastermind 10 points ago +10 / -0

When they realize everything was fake for decades.. What a silly me, they won´t.

SaveAmerica2021 8 points ago +8 / -0

What podcast was that, would like to hear that story ...ha

noidolsleft 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's very Matrix-esque indeed.

MileHiLife 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's where the "Twit" comes from

Mcmurdo32 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope so. The big frustration there is not knowing if yoy are talking to a real person or not. How is Truth Social? Do most accounts there seem real?

NobodyLikesSplatter 5 points ago +5 / -0

They seem real to me. I’m not sure if I understand why it isn’t available to non iPhone users? Was this part of the vetting process? Tech people? I’m so not qualified to speak on this.

peterbeater 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mostly normies use iphones, so who knows. Maybe he's slowly letting the boomers get used to/ready for free speech, before unleashing the frogs all over the site? It might be a bit jarring to them if, say, ConsumeProduct took over the narrative right away. Just speculating.

MathletesFoot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Incidentally, there's been lots of bots and shills on ConPro lately.

Factfiler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beta testing has just opened to Android and PC. Someday soon, I just may get an account. But I'm able to get there anyway through Qagg.news

january20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not sure about bots on TS, but I've run into a few haters in the comments already. Wish I could downvote them. I never spent much time on Twitter.

Aspie 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is a fake Truth Social channel on YouTube now. Go watch one of their lame videos and read the responses. These nimrods think it's real.

gobby 5 points ago +5 / -0

Please post the link to the podcast. That would be funny to hear!

wQkeAF 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gonna be really fun when the same fraud is exposed on Instagram and all the influencers and celebrities lose the followers they paid for and were gifted by Zuck.

Mustang289hipo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I will be dancing like a kid on Christmas Morning! Trying to keep my Ego in check saying I told you dumb Mfers. Hopefully I can contain it!!

FatalConceit 4 points ago +4 / -0

yes but denial is a defining characteristic of the left

LoneWulf 3 points ago +4 / -1

You are all a figment of my imagination.

ObviousStatementMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is totally why the NPC accounts were shutdown so quickly. We had that shit pegged on day 1.

MathletesFoot 2 points ago +2 / -0


CMAnon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder what percentage of Brian Steltzer and Rachael Maddow followers are bots. Probably 95%.

jackrotten 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dead internet theory

369Q 1 point ago +1 / -0

Twitter is fake..Just like the rest of this society.

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OldBlindSpudFarmer 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s a swift kick to his ego’s balls.

Killaskinna 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like people spend too much time in the “digital town square”