This is really big.
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I count 3 necks. Common core math says that equals a Kaperneck
Top kek
If men really could "take control of a woman's body", I'd take control of Stacy. She'd be like a giant gap-toothed election-stealing Mecha. I'd be unstoppable.
I feel sorry for the residents of Tokyo.
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound, she pulls the flaming high tension wires down... Helpless people on subway trains scream MY GOD as she looks in on them
Fucking LOOOOOL
History shows again and again
^ Just another reason that Rock and Roll will never die, no matter what the Rock-deniers say!
IT'S GODZILLA!!!
Nah, bro. That's Stacey Abrams.
We'll need to call on Bulbasaur, because Bulbasaur beats everything!
Someone beat you to it.
Stacey Abrams Claims Obesity Is Just Numbers Manufactured By Her Bathroom Scale
https://babylonbee.com/news/stacey-abrams-claims-obesity-is-just-numbers-manufactured-by-a-bathroom-scale
With the title, I thought it was just going to be a picture of Stacy Abrams.
It would still be facts.
She needn’t worry about any man wanting her body. Just saying......
Yes, well, at least she can sleep without fear in her reinforced bed.
this is really big---i see what you did there....kek
They don't mind men impregnating women who are not ready to give birth. They don't mind men creating the abortion industry. But when a man wants to save the life of a baby girl, that's offensive and has to be called out. Right.
Her campaign was going well until she mysteriously vanished after hearing rumors of donuts floating by in the Atlantic ocean.....
In other news, a new island appears to have formed in the Atlantic!
Well SOMEONE needs to take control of her body!, before she eats herself to death.
Look at the dude behind her 🤣
You can actually see his estrogen levels.
Hey, let's be fair -- under all that lard, she probably can't even hear her own hearbeat.
If she tops off her daily calorie intake by another 400 she won’t be able to open her eyes.
She shouldn't worry. It would take several men and a team of oxen to get control of her body. And quite frankly she's not worth the resources.
All of these commie nut jobs are hideously ugly, inside and out, and ALL of them have faces that are magnets to a right hook.
Backpfeiffengesicht
Maybe she can't hear her baby's heartbeat because of 20 layers of fat!
You could fit her brain in the space between her front teeth.
You can put lipstick on a HOG, but it's still Stacy Abrams...
I thought you were talking about the gap in her teeth
Well, it works on a number of levels.
Wait. Is this what they’re going with now??
A heartbeat is not a 'sound'. Kinda like lightning is not 'thunder'.
That is HUGE!
Humongous. Mind the engineering specifications of the chairs and sofas.
You know, I wouldn't be alluding to Stacy's titanic proportions if they hadn't tried to convince people to ignore the evidence of their eyes.They put her on magazine covers to try to make people perceive her as a sexy plus-sized super-model political visionary. I don't care if people are fat, and I don't go out of my way to point it out, but she's fair game because of what they tried to do. Their lies need to be beaten into the ground.
And all of her print advertisements show pics of her a hundred pounds ago.
Last week?
Fat ignorant fuck
You might have something there....Fat Ignorant Fuck....can we now refer to her as a FIF? I love it.
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Science denier.
Absolutely huge indeed.
"control a woman's body"
This is like argueing against traffic laws because it "controls what you can do with your car".
As the Don would say. She's YUUUUUUGE.
I wonder how the liberal "I fucking love science" people feel about the lardass' statements.
Ask her "what about when a man is pregnant?"
Ask her "what about when a man is pregnant?"
That's massive.....news!
Like, if this story was turned into a being it would be the Stay Puft Marshmallow man! And then it would devour itself because ...Stacey like-um all the foods!
Great thighs a-thundering! That would be a hefty task for a CGI team to render if they decided to make a Sta-C-Marshmallow apocalyptic thriller.
The smell of her farts is a manufactured smell that tells everyone this women eats entirely too much. See we can do that too.
That poor rope is gonna need to be seriously reinforced.
Anchor chain.
this!
i dont see any problem
too fast
but, if the cable can't handle it and snaps, it could hurt someone