What Conspiracy? There's nothing theoretical about it.
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🧠 These people are stupid!
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"Breathing too many times"
Hahahahahahaha- BE AFRAID TO BREATHE!
Napping for too long is dangerous to your health.
Waking up from naps is even more deadly.
Yawning for longer than 10 seconds after waking up, shows increased risk of blood clotting … and may cause erectile dysfunction
Erectile dysfunction causes blood clots and myocarditis. Possibly climate change as well.... at least in the bedroom.
We are doomed.
Perfect! Another population control mechanism!!
Napping and gardening apparently...
https://nypost.com/2022/07/25/napping-too-much-could-lead-to-early-death-study-finds/
https://www.the-sun.com/health/5681777/urgent-warning-gardeners-soil-risk-killer-heart-disease/
That first one is from the Post? That's sad
The Bee bought the Post, no?
This^^^^^ Cuz that's how the Rona gets you.
Their advice is...get in a coffin, pull down the lid, and wait for death.
I think my fave was shaking the duvet too vigorously while making the bed...
And THAT, my friend, is why I don't make my bed. Is "Duvetphobia" a thing?
Good one. I don't make my bed either. I don't want to coincidence myself.
Hahahaha! Nice!
Ditto. 😅
It's hard to tell which ones are real any more. "Journalism" has become parody.
Oh. Still a good excuse not to make my bed.
Good work. Collages like this paint the perfect picture.
You misspeelled "Colleges", what a dumbass...
No, I wrote collage, meaning a technique in art production using an assemblage of different images. Dumbass.
I know what a collage is - my comment was meant as a joke - I even misspelled the word "misspeelled"
I saw that, in retrospect. I retract my dumbass remark, fren.
You get an uptick for that.
Your retraction and uptick are reciprocated.
Other (supposed) things that may trigger a heart attack: Cold Wave and Harsh Winters , Winter Mornings, and even Workplaces apparently.
Well then, nothing to see here!!
Winter vagina
I had forgotten about this. Thanks for the laugh.
It's an amazing co-incidence that the Scientists (Tm) have just recently discovered so many potential sources of heart attack, along with all of these reasons suddenly becoming common place, all just in time to cover up vaccine injuries from an injection that we still don't have official ingredients for.
This comment should be reposted all over social media, CIA-controlled or not. Remove that “evil” V word that could get the comment removed/banned/flushed and give the normies something to “hmm…” about.
Worthy of printing and posting in conspicuous public places. Well done!
"energy bill price rising may cause heart attacks"
So since the government cared so much about the "health and safety" of its population to give out "free" vaccines, why aren't they making energy free? Lol
I thought the government cared!!!!
Kek
Climate change can be a bitch.
How do you get this data?
Which part?
The screenshots are from all over the place, that have been collected together. The dictionary definitions from Webster, and the chart data from information gathered from Goolge's search engine.
The data is out of date as well, as I ran that search a couple of months ago.
The 2022 data is now 5.2m results.
Go to Google and start a search for 'died suddenly'.
When it gives you the results, click on the 'News' tab and then paste this search in:
died suddenly before:2022-12-31 after:2021-12-31
If you use Google's own date range tool it doesn't give you the hit count, sneaky sods.
I mean the story count graph. Can this be found with google?
Yes, I just edited my original reply to include some instructions.
Here, try this one, it's just for January 2023 (so far).
died suddenly before:2023-01-11 after:2023-01-01
My result: About 76,900 results (0.54 seconds)
I will attribute the steady rise in sudden death from 2008 until 2020 as the time flu vaccines became more and more widespread.
Good call, to be honest I was more worried about the steady rise prior to the jab as it could be something that affects those of us who are jab-free.
I had no idea what it could be, but the flu vax is definitely a strong candidate. Testing?