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"Resident Biden did 36 push-ups, 11 pull-ups (not the type he wears) and ran a mile in just under 5 minutes according to the results of his physical fitness test."...........🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (twitter.com)
posted 3 years ago by purkiss80 3 years ago by purkiss80 +139 / -0
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– SaltyBrit 29 points 3 years ago +29 / -0

There is no way in hell that old fart did a 5 min mile.

A non-competitive, relatively in-shape runner usually completes one mile in about 9 to 10 minutes, on average.

If you're new to running, you might run one mile in closer to 12 to 15 minutes as you build up endurance.

Elite marathon runners average a mile in around 4 to 5 minutes.

Just more Biden bullshit!

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– Rightminded 12 points 3 years ago +12 / -0

My son was a long distance runner for many years he averaged between 5-6 mins. per mile, training daily.

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– MacXimus 7 points 3 years ago +7 / -0

My best mile was 5:10 and I was practically sprinting the entire time, and I was in peak condition (for me) at the time. I’d absolutely LOVE to watch the push-ups too 🤣

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– blacksmith21 11 points 3 years ago +11 / -0

Not a chance in hell. I'm mid fifties, 5'9" and 175 lbs and now back in good physical condition from near daily exercise the last year and half after a heart attack. My best run thus far was 3.5 miles in 30 min - that's a ~8.4 min mile. Xiden can't even walk up the stairs or ride a bike without falling. This has to be a joke.

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– deleted 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0
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– SaltyBrit 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Same here, my best was around the 7-8 min mark. At the time I was a mean, green, fighting machine and pretty fit.

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– majestic 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

My twin friends in high-school ran 5:30 miles at the age of fifteen. They would sprint the whole thing, it was wild. At the end they weren’t even breathing hard. Then there was me, lucky to hit an 8 minute mile and was completely out of breath. They were the type of kids who ran 10 miles just for the fun of it before going to school.

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– CO_exile 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

I was never fast but in college a group of us would run a 3 mile loop in the evening. The goal was to break 20 minutes. I did it once. Felt like I was flying that night.

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– Jammyjams 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

This degenerate fell UP the stairs. This has to be a joke right?

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– deleted 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0
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– dipchunk 13 points 3 years ago +13 / -0

Who was the actor playing him for that physical?

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– zanonks2 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Exactly what I thought

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– ravonaf 10 points 3 years ago +10 / -0

Of course, he did. Because he's a 35-year-old man in a mask.

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– TNBanjoMan 7 points 3 years ago +7 / -0

Just another example of how they blatantly lie to us every single hour upon the hour.

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– Maui_Boy 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

Kim jong il golfed 18 hole-in-ones in a row. They must have the same doctor L O L

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– Duckhunter1960 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

My ass. Crap he'd get lost on a tread mill. Never finish.

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– deleted 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0
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– DavoW420 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

He can fall up the stairs three times and fall off a stationary bicycle but these fitness claims sound doubtful to the point of outright lies. Just the usual status quo though.

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– igoape 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

I read this headline and spat my coffee all over the keyboard, just when the cat was sitting on it, she took off like one of Xiden's wet farts.

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– Forsaken1 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

He couldn't do all that even on an Xbox

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– Sadness 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

Now do mental fitness...

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– lovecymru 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Can’t be the same man who fell up the stairs 3 times and off his bike

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– magnumforce1 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Footnote: These physical fitness test results were from 1974.

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– theirJanitorscary 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Still wouldn’t be believable! 😂

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– 2EyesOpen 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Usain Bolt ran in front of him with a child in a backpack as carrot.

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– ArmyLady 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Fake News

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– broncojprosen 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

C'mon man! You want me to believe that!

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– NCSWIC17 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

My ass 🤣 this bitch got whooped by a bicycle and some stairs

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– Donny_Fiasco 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

That mile number?

Absolutely not. It's really ridiculous, actually.

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– Imwideawake 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Sauce? I can’t find any such results. I read the entire report from his physician.

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– RareComment 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Obviously bullshit World Record 5k pace for m80 is 22:41 or 7:18/mile

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_masters_world_records_in_road_running

People have no idea how crazy fast a sub 5 mile is

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– NoCorruptFashion 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Joe Biden is a perfect physical specimen, his physical fitness test proves it, so why is Jill Biden sniffing around Doug Emhoff? Why does she want hamburger when she can have steak?

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– LoneWulf 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Run a mile in under 5 minutes? He can't even run up a flight of stairs.

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– Bedminster 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Sounds like a good bill of health for dear leader according to the North Korean misistry of health. Oh wait.. This is Biden not Kim? Really?

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– GGRockz 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Yea and I ran a marathon.

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– louisiana_patriot2 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

It takes him 5 plus mins to go the stairs of Air Force 1

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– Tradstew 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

via a bungee cord.

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– NewExpertBread 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

At my prime as an infantry paratrooper, I was doing 6min miles. I was really proud of that.

There were people faster than me, but none looked like Biden.

36 push ups isn't too hard if you don't need to do a real push up.

11 pull ups isn't too hard either, if you're in shape. I don't think he is.

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– Humble_trashman 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

He did that right after Jimmy Carter's world-famous 1100 lb deadlift (a new Presidential record).

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– TEXANVETERAN74 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Must of took the PT test with military officers, 🤣 🤣 🤣

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– TakeItBack 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

.....and you spelled Resident CORRECTLY!!

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– Deplorable_in_PA 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

I don't believe that for a minute. And notice how telling this tweet is. The left knows people see Gropey Joe as a total turnip and are trying to push a counter narrative.

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– Lyonessrising 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

36, 11 & 5 are interesting posts...military is the only way.

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– NavVetMN 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Hell sign him up for the seal teams. Incredible 0 common sense WTF

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– proforma1 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Yeah right, and his hair is blond and his teeth are real!

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