Also with Elon just ask yourself.... What does Elon gain from doing a match? I swear Elon calculates risk/reward with everything He gets into. What would He gain or stand to lose?
Yeah I get the publicity thing, but if you dig into Suckabucks past you will learn, not you but those that don't know, He has been pretty passionate about his craft and has been training for a very long time. On the other hand Elon works 20 hours a day and is constantly on the move.
Both Suckadick and Musky Nutz are in a position of great wealth due to their being at the right age at the right time and chosen to be the face of their tech. Don't think for one minute they are actually some special mix of DNA that makes them ultimately smarter than most. Look at science in general, we have bill Nye and Neil Degreaser Tyson, both are seriously uneducated and only have talking points, no real grip on anything Science except for leading programs that mentally fuck generations of young kids.
So back to what is to gain for Elon here.... Zippo, Nada, bubkiss... And as for SuckACock that synthetic robotoid just freaks me out, looks like D.A.T.A. and C3PO fucked and made an abomination. Both of those dudes would lose credibility if they fought. Nothing to gain but a head fake away from some huge breaking news story they need to hide.
Anyways, moving on. Like everything nowadays it's all a scripted planted story in our psyches now, which will sit and stew and cause many to picture the outcome, which in the ocean of the larger picture of my life means absolutely nothing.
Next thing will be Elon and SuckaMusk dating website where being gay is as normal as a farm field in the Midwest. They can call their site Totem and the trademarked graphic will be SuckaNut sitting on Musks erect cock, Bill Gates sitting on Suckadicks, Michael O Sitting on Gates and so on.... Totem. Yep
(All sarcasm, please don't spam my inbox with hate folks, I haven't the fucks to give ya)
I don't have the link but someone once did a pretty great analysis of how Musk actually spends his time. Between time spent tweeting (analyzing his tweet volume and patterns), video games, travel, being a guest on podcasts and other media, etc... Elon has essentially zero hours per day left to invent things, engineer things, and run companies. The claim is he doesn't do any of that, in reality. I believe that. The Common Sense skeptic youtube channel absolutely destroys Musky Nutz / Lone Skum.
Sadly I suspect that Elon is going through the biggest mid life crisis in history. Just because he retweets some QAnon or Maga stuff every couple of weeks doesn't change that he is a bit of a sad character.
Because it is. As someone who does martial arts Zuck could hold his own in a street fight if he knows some BJJ. He won both gi and no gi at a tournament. I know it was white belt but still it shows he understands the concepts of grappling. As long as Zuck doesn’t get clocked right away by a bigger guy he would beat most people in a street fight.
This is how I know catturd has zero combat skills. He wouldn’t be saying this if he trained.
I have an incredible distaste for Zuckerberg as well, but you're just seeing the "Elon is the good guy and Zuck is the bad guy" show play out where conservatives will clap like seals when anyone says anything to that effect (just like the liberals did with "orange man bad")
I once knew a 'Zuckerberg' in college that claimed he had a black belt in Martial arts. He boasted about his black belt to all his study mates and they all believed him. He was actually of a 'Zuckerberg' stature too and easily riled to anger. I remember seeing his upper lip stiffen and his face contort as he was angered, then he would threatened people that he'd kick their asses. He'd always claimed, "you better watch it, I have a 'black belt"'. It was a caricature that I soon seized upon and often made jokes about. The story that caught my attention was after 'blowing' a finals exam, he left the room and punched the concrete wall outside in the hallway. He broke his fist as a result of this foolish act. That made me wonder if maybe this annoying person didn't really have a black belt after all. Moreover, no one who went to his house for his weekly study group ever saw any trophies or any indication whatsoever that he was awarded a black belt. After all, wouldn't anyone want to display such hard earned accomplishments, and maybe show them off? Well, one day he threatened me, so I called him out. I told him he needed to prove to me that he had a black belt. That stopped him dead in his tracks. He argued, but I demanded proof. He couldn't..... and it became so laughable. He was exposed and his fraud came crashing down. That POS was so full of himself. Zuckerberg is also POS full of himself..... And a weasel that needs to be jailed.
Zuck is a Cuck but anyone who knows MMA knows he'd choke out Elon pretty easily. He actually trains BJJ. Elon is an awkward autistic dude with no background in fighting. He'd get cooked.
Yeah anyone competing and winning at a blue belt level in BJJ will most likely outclass anyone not using weapons or "fighting dirty". People who roll at a competitive blue belt pace will be hard to deal with for anyone without experience.
ALL the training does NOT prepare one for what is about to take place...It is ONLY after the encounter that ONE realizes...THEY ARE STILL ALIVE!!!...
Zuck the Cuck is about to find out that ALL his NINJA training (🤣🤣🤣🤣) is about to undergo a real test...NOW me, I would MUCH prefer these two to go at it in the jungle/desert/urban settings to SEE HOW THEY THINK!!!!! Each environment requires a change in thinking RATHER QUICKLY....😂😂😂😂😂😂
An Purkiss...YOU can bring the DYNOMITE!!!!🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨
😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁
The fact that this is even a real thing just fascinates me. Never has this happened before. I wouldn’t want to see Elon lose though. Nope. If you cant win, don’t try. Shoot a rocket into his living room instead.
If Zuckerberg turns out to really be a robot, maybe it is tougher than it looks. Is there any evidence that Zuck is human?
Also with Elon just ask yourself.... What does Elon gain from doing a match? I swear Elon calculates risk/reward with everything He gets into. What would He gain or stand to lose?
Hmmm, good question. Publicity is an obvious answer, but Elon gets publicity if he burps. Maybe it's just for fun.
Yeah I get the publicity thing, but if you dig into Suckabucks past you will learn, not you but those that don't know, He has been pretty passionate about his craft and has been training for a very long time. On the other hand Elon works 20 hours a day and is constantly on the move.
Both Suckadick and Musky Nutz are in a position of great wealth due to their being at the right age at the right time and chosen to be the face of their tech. Don't think for one minute they are actually some special mix of DNA that makes them ultimately smarter than most. Look at science in general, we have bill Nye and Neil Degreaser Tyson, both are seriously uneducated and only have talking points, no real grip on anything Science except for leading programs that mentally fuck generations of young kids.
So back to what is to gain for Elon here.... Zippo, Nada, bubkiss... And as for SuckACock that synthetic robotoid just freaks me out, looks like D.A.T.A. and C3PO fucked and made an abomination. Both of those dudes would lose credibility if they fought. Nothing to gain but a head fake away from some huge breaking news story they need to hide.
Anyways, moving on. Like everything nowadays it's all a scripted planted story in our psyches now, which will sit and stew and cause many to picture the outcome, which in the ocean of the larger picture of my life means absolutely nothing.
Next thing will be Elon and SuckaMusk dating website where being gay is as normal as a farm field in the Midwest. They can call their site Totem and the trademarked graphic will be SuckaNut sitting on Musks erect cock, Bill Gates sitting on Suckadicks, Michael O Sitting on Gates and so on.... Totem. Yep
(All sarcasm, please don't spam my inbox with hate folks, I haven't the fucks to give ya)
Carry On!!!
Thumbs up for Suckadick and Musky Nutz
Suckaturd?
I don't have the link but someone once did a pretty great analysis of how Musk actually spends his time. Between time spent tweeting (analyzing his tweet volume and patterns), video games, travel, being a guest on podcasts and other media, etc... Elon has essentially zero hours per day left to invent things, engineer things, and run companies. The claim is he doesn't do any of that, in reality. I believe that. The Common Sense skeptic youtube channel absolutely destroys Musky Nutz / Lone Skum.
lol
Total kek
Sadly I suspect that Elon is going through the biggest mid life crisis in history. Just because he retweets some QAnon or Maga stuff every couple of weeks doesn't change that he is a bit of a sad character.
Boston Dynamics created the Zuckerbot.
I think Zuck and Peppermint Patty (Can’t remember her name - red head press secretary who’s now on MSM) look exactly alike. Change hair, make up….🤔
You are thinking of Jen 'Circle Back' Psaki
YES! She looks just like Zuck!
Human I don't know but he can't be a robot. Even robots don't have eyes that dead.
He's MK-Ultra bred to be a tech titan.
I'm no fan of Z but I didn't see a "tough guy act".
And why bring up a "real street fight" when Z referred to it as a sporting competition? Tweet came off as childish.
Because it is. As someone who does martial arts Zuck could hold his own in a street fight if he knows some BJJ. He won both gi and no gi at a tournament. I know it was white belt but still it shows he understands the concepts of grappling. As long as Zuck doesn’t get clocked right away by a bigger guy he would beat most people in a street fight.
This is how I know catturd has zero combat skills. He wouldn’t be saying this if he trained.
Wait... He's a white belt?
Not sure if you’ve been paying attention but Zuck has gotten in pretty flipping good shape. He’s been training away and the progress shows.
I don’t care for the man but to write him off isn’t wise.
He’s been training mma since a teenager!
lmao
I have an incredible distaste for Zuckerberg as well, but you're just seeing the "Elon is the good guy and Zuck is the bad guy" show play out where conservatives will clap like seals when anyone says anything to that effect (just like the liberals did with "orange man bad")
Maybe he's been practising, wax-on wax-off wax-on wax-off
Ya he's been painting fences lol
I once knew a 'Zuckerberg' in college that claimed he had a black belt in Martial arts. He boasted about his black belt to all his study mates and they all believed him. He was actually of a 'Zuckerberg' stature too and easily riled to anger. I remember seeing his upper lip stiffen and his face contort as he was angered, then he would threatened people that he'd kick their asses. He'd always claimed, "you better watch it, I have a 'black belt"'. It was a caricature that I soon seized upon and often made jokes about. The story that caught my attention was after 'blowing' a finals exam, he left the room and punched the concrete wall outside in the hallway. He broke his fist as a result of this foolish act. That made me wonder if maybe this annoying person didn't really have a black belt after all. Moreover, no one who went to his house for his weekly study group ever saw any trophies or any indication whatsoever that he was awarded a black belt. After all, wouldn't anyone want to display such hard earned accomplishments, and maybe show them off? Well, one day he threatened me, so I called him out. I told him he needed to prove to me that he had a black belt. That stopped him dead in his tracks. He argued, but I demanded proof. He couldn't..... and it became so laughable. He was exposed and his fraud came crashing down. That POS was so full of himself. Zuckerberg is also POS full of himself..... And a weasel that needs to be jailed.
He’s actually pretty damn good. His grappling skills are on point. I’ve seen it and being around the mma scene I’ve seen a lot.
Zuck is a Cuck but anyone who knows MMA knows he'd choke out Elon pretty easily. He actually trains BJJ. Elon is an awkward autistic dude with no background in fighting. He'd get cooked.
Yep and he’s damn good at it too. His leg work is on point but his ground game is way better. He has the championships to prove it too.
True, his legwork is insane kek
https://files.catbox.moe/ydrzq5.jpg
He can actually hyper extend his knee lmao
Yeah anyone competing and winning at a blue belt level in BJJ will most likely outclass anyone not using weapons or "fighting dirty". People who roll at a competitive blue belt pace will be hard to deal with for anyone without experience.
Here's a question: how many of you could walk away after a "real street fight"?
I read an article in Black Belt magazine once that told how Bruce Lee would win a street fight so I think I'm good.
I could without a sweat
Ditto
Remember the Indiana Jones scene with the Big sword wielding Arab on the street? Mhm.
Yes the old I don't have time for this let the trusty sidearm take care of it lmao
ALL the training does NOT prepare one for what is about to take place...It is ONLY after the encounter that ONE realizes...THEY ARE STILL ALIVE!!!...
Zuck the Cuck is about to find out that ALL his NINJA training (🤣🤣🤣🤣) is about to undergo a real test...NOW me, I would MUCH prefer these two to go at it in the jungle/desert/urban settings to SEE HOW THEY THINK!!!!! Each environment requires a change in thinking RATHER QUICKLY....😂😂😂😂😂😂
An Purkiss...YOU can bring the DYNOMITE!!!!🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨 😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁
Exactly
I watched a video of Zuck practicing. He has all of the hallmarks of a rank beginner.
When the nerd zogbots culturally appropriate contact sports.
The fact that this is even a real thing just fascinates me. Never has this happened before. I wouldn’t want to see Elon lose though. Nope. If you cant win, don’t try. Shoot a rocket into his living room instead.
Imagine being lame enough to like a Zuckerberg post.
I'll take it seriously. I'm sure he knows how to find me.
STFUP ZUCK I could sneeze on you and knock you down punk
Who trains wins.
That said, I didn't think this was actually going to happen. I thought it was a joke or troll when I read they were seriously planning to fight.
in before he sheds his skin and goes full lizard-mode on Elon XD
I think this whole thing is dumb.
😆😆👌 Or a finger in the eye...