The Honorable Dr Charlie Ward told me I'll be dead if I didn't make a $20 donation and wrap my phone in tin foil. This morning I wrapped my TV, my phones, my wife and my kids in foil. Dr.Ward never lies.
FEMA can tap into my unconnected TV/DVD player while watching downloaded John Wayne movies out here in the middle of no signal NoWhere all they want. Now get off my lawn.
Me too. I half expected that [they] would somehow magically turn it on to receive the alert...but alas, it didn't happen. So now I'm wondering what will happen when I turn it back on... hmmm...
I hope and pray this "test" doesn't trigger Black Hat assets or shake the normies too much. I'm not convinced this is not nefarious considering the outfits involved. Time will tell and I hope my thoughts turn out to be wrong.
I've unplugged my TV - don't have cable to begin with - mostly used for old fashioned DVDs - and wrapped my shut off phone in smooth aluminum foil 3 times, placed in a clean aluminum grease catcher with tight cover in my unplugged microwave which I hardly ever use. Did a text test with DH last night and the turned on phone done in this manner didn't take a call or text.
My electrical engineer DH is curious and wants to hear the sound/message. If it's really obnoxious, he's got the tin foil ready and will place it next to mine in the microwave.
I'd say that posts about a zombie apocalypse attached to this EBS would be more of a threat to a forum wouldn't you? to make us look stupid?
Yet you're complaining about the posts being made to mock that notion?
Also my comment was about how you thought that it was "funny" that all of the posts were being "made in NEW", and I just pointed out to you that every new post shows up at new...
it is obvious that the posts would be made in new. yes. but 12 or more bs posts in a row all on the same topic is flooding the forum. which is a tactic that was posted about by the us govt to destroy forums. I point that out. but you would rather not hear that from me, so you try to make what I said sound ridiculous. makes me wonder more about you now.
funny how many of these posts are being made in NEW. almost like it is orchestrated. wonder what needs to be hidden from us.
It sounds like the reason why you are suspicious is because how "many of these posts are being made in NEW", as if if they were not in new, it wouldn't be as suspicious...
You tell me how else to interpret what you wrote...
And considering that interpretation,, it WOULD be a very ridiculous thing to say, and so I pointed it out
If that was not what you meant, ok, my bad, carry on...
It was weird. All of a sudden my hair has gone pink, I can't get enough Taylor Swift, I signed up to house illegal aliens, and I'm bluesing because I don't have any student loans to dismiss. That don't make me a Libtard, does it? LOL!
I was taking a nap. Woke up, recognized what that sound was, said FJB, went back to sleep. Did not wake up a zombie. Wife is in town at doctor's office. If she drives up zombified I hope the head shot still works on zombies.😉
Turned me into a newt. I got better.
Should be top comment when all is said and done kek
BRING OUT YER DEAD!! BRING OUR YER DEAD!!
my phone started buzzing, and then suddenly everything the mainstream media said made sense to me...
That's definitely a scary side effect! ;)
I cut slit in my tin foil suit just to read GA.Win!
That's funny AF!!
Thank you Kind Sir.
I have the sudden urge to build gallows. Fucking weird 😐
Sorry. I can't right now. I'm getting my 7th cv booster. Later!
I didn’t get it. I microwaved my phone on high for 3 minutes. Sure showed them who’s boss.
So, fully recharged then? 😂
I had a heart attack but fine now.
I have an erection, going on three hours now.
*EDIT: Erection fraud..
Don’t run, you’ll poke an eye out!
It’s only an issue after 4 hours. You’re fine...
u/#bahaha
So all the poxy reprobate doctors recon,
*Artists impression of a doctor (4hrs, ooooh 4hrs bad / 3:59 good.)
I recon it's time for a shot at the title.
Lucky YOU!!
Hold steady
The Honorable Dr Charlie Ward told me I'll be dead if I didn't make a $20 donation and wrap my phone in tin foil. This morning I wrapped my TV, my phones, my wife and my kids in foil. Dr.Ward never lies.
LOL! You go, Patriot! ;-)
FIVE MINUTES!!
Time to climb into the tin foil wrapped tent I pitched in the living room.. God bless soldiers.
Annnnnd it's gone
Oh no.. Anyways.
FEMA can tap into my unconnected TV/DVD player while watching downloaded John Wayne movies out here in the middle of no signal NoWhere all they want. Now get off my lawn.
If my phone is off, how will I know when this test is done?
Me too. I half expected that [they] would somehow magically turn it on to receive the alert...but alas, it didn't happen. So now I'm wondering what will happen when I turn it back on... hmmm...
Its done me thinks
These comments are hilarious. I would laugh if I was still alive.
I will hold the line right here.....
It alerted my phone 2 min early. The TV alerted 1 min late. No symptoms. Edit: phone went off a 2nd time at 2:21.
Just got the alert- just the usual alert 🤷♀️
Dog next door started barking was all lol
I didn’t even get the alert… weird
It came early! 2:18 PM EST
Mine went off at 14:17…
divide 14 by two add ten.
So not a text message and not a phone call. I don't understand how it is sent?
I was interrupted from watching a video by a pop-up message that I had to close out....it was traumatic I'll never recover.
My phone never got the test.
How do you know the tone just didn’t reprogram your brain to think you never got a test?
He had it set to stealth airplane mode.
I hope and pray this "test" doesn't trigger Black Hat assets or shake the normies too much. I'm not convinced this is not nefarious considering the outfits involved. Time will tell and I hope my thoughts turn out to be wrong.
I've unplugged my TV - don't have cable to begin with - mostly used for old fashioned DVDs - and wrapped my shut off phone in smooth aluminum foil 3 times, placed in a clean aluminum grease catcher with tight cover in my unplugged microwave which I hardly ever use. Did a text test with DH last night and the turned on phone done in this manner didn't take a call or text.
My electrical engineer DH is curious and wants to hear the sound/message. If it's really obnoxious, he's got the tin foil ready and will place it next to mine in the microwave.
I'm cranky waiting for this.
DH? What's that?
Dear Husband.
And he certainly is!
Ah, I see... I have a DW, so I know what you mean. I don't know how I got so lucky to meet her.
Same here. :-)
I'm feeling kinda spaced out and lightheaded. Surely it can't be this large caffeinated soda I'm consuming.
I died. I’m dead now. Thanks government.
If the government is running the test it probably will fail before it starts.
Anyone else get explosive diarrhea? It might have been the lard sandwich I had for lunch though.
Just got alerted.
It annoyed my cat.
I'm fine.
You just have an irritable feline?
funny how many of these posts are being made in NEW. almost like it is orchestrated. wonder what needs to be hidden from us.
.... You of course do realized that EVERY POST starts at NEW right?
... That's why it's called "NEW"
He is just an excitable anon.
you do realize that flooding the forums with posts on the same topic is a tactic to ruin that forum, dont you?
I'd say that posts about a zombie apocalypse attached to this EBS would be more of a threat to a forum wouldn't you? to make us look stupid?
Yet you're complaining about the posts being made to mock that notion?
Also my comment was about how you thought that it was "funny" that all of the posts were being "made in NEW", and I just pointed out to you that every new post shows up at new...
it is obvious that the posts would be made in new. yes. but 12 or more bs posts in a row all on the same topic is flooding the forum. which is a tactic that was posted about by the us govt to destroy forums. I point that out. but you would rather not hear that from me, so you try to make what I said sound ridiculous. makes me wonder more about you now.
here's what you said, verbatim:
It sounds like the reason why you are suspicious is because how "many of these posts are being made in NEW", as if if they were not in new, it wouldn't be as suspicious...
You tell me how else to interpret what you wrote...
And considering that interpretation,, it WOULD be a very ridiculous thing to say, and so I pointed it out
If that was not what you meant, ok, my bad, carry on...
It was weird. All of a sudden my hair has gone pink, I can't get enough Taylor Swift, I signed up to house illegal aliens, and I'm bluesing because I don't have any student loans to dismiss. That don't make me a Libtard, does it? LOL!
my phone beeped annoyingly.
uniqi uniqi, snip snip
I think I’m dead, but I’m not 100% sure.
I actually did turn off my phone and turn it back on at 2:27pm and I just started blaring then. It was the normal tone.
Now I’m going to prepare for my funeral incase I’m dead.
My alerts were all turned on (company phone) and my did not go off nor display a message. Verizon is carrier, in midwest.
I was taking a nap. Woke up, recognized what that sound was, said FJB, went back to sleep. Did not wake up a zombie. Wife is in town at doctor's office. If she drives up zombified I hope the head shot still works on zombies.😉
Turned my poop chute cherry red