I guess this is just ‘common sense chicken control’?
Next is we’ll have to individually stamp every egg and apply for a license tax per egg laid. We need to be fair to make sure everyone has the same amount of eggs. Not all hens lay the same amount. So we’ll take the excess eggs from one person and give it to another who has less eggs.
We call this,Build Birds Better egg equity.
Of course we’ll need to create a government agency with super smart Ivy League lawyers to keep track of the egg and hen registrations. We’ll also need an armed egg enforcement division and a SWAT, Special Weapons for Avian Taxes.
Wealthy hen owners can just pay an extra fee for us to leave them alone. So rich and famous folks can grow all the eggs they wish.
Love that dry English wit!
So do I, and I AM English!
Laugh? I thought my knockers would never dry!
I say, old boy, if you have a care to "smoke a few fags" - that has a totally different meaning over on this side of the pond. Cheerio!
Civil service parasitic scum.
I lost mine in a boating accident.
Sir/mam these are Jungle Fowl ------ not chickens
Kek!
I guess this is just ‘common sense chicken control’?
Next is we’ll have to individually stamp every egg and apply for a license tax per egg laid. We need to be fair to make sure everyone has the same amount of eggs. Not all hens lay the same amount. So we’ll take the excess eggs from one person and give it to another who has less eggs.
We call this,Build Birds Better egg equity.
Of course we’ll need to create a government agency with super smart Ivy League lawyers to keep track of the egg and hen registrations. We’ll also need an armed egg enforcement division and a SWAT, Special Weapons for Avian Taxes.
Wealthy hen owners can just pay an extra fee for us to leave them alone. So rich and famous folks can grow all the eggs they wish.
Soon you'll need a license to crack an egg, and another one to cook that egg. But licenses will be distributed for various ways of cooking the egg.
Sunny side up? Oi, you got a license?
Scrambled? Oi, show me your license.
This is how it's done. I love it!
https://x.com/Babygravy9/status/1843193292193972566
Very clever you Brits!
I love it!
Das raysist!!!
Sniggerers gonna snigger.
lol they didn’t learn anything from 1776 defeat
They nursed a grudge until 1812... smacked us around a little bit...
Perfect! That's how to do it. Register my chickens? Pshaaaaw. Here ya go.
I hear Keith Starmer is something of a chicken.
And the island has made the term "hen party" quite famous as well, lots of attendees.
this is the funniest thing i've read in days. pretty ingenious. thx for posting
Thank you, fren. Same with me and I thought we all would need some inconventional fun revolutionary success report.
That is the way.
Lmao, I've got a rubber chicken gag piece that I should register.
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/register-as-a-keeper-of-less-than-50-poultry-or-other-captive-birds
Oh, that's what they were doing. I didn't quite understand. LOL
So... The UK has Assault Chickens?
Dangerous!
Us Brits are global leaders in work to rule strikes and malicious compliance
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Whoa. That wins the internet today. No contest.