I suppose something like IBS is the likely reason, and maybe why she runs at night, but if that was already the third time she should by now prepare for it. I have had some problems with that, and you can't completely prevent that type of "emergencies" no matter what you do, although you can certainly limit how often that problem occurs with what you eat (but it's not that big a problem in the countryside, even if there are no public toilets or anything similar around you can always go to the nearest actual forest, a suitable distance from roads or paths, and if you don't have anything to take the paper you used to wipe dig a hole for at least for that, and cover the other stuff with something like fallen branches).
So, well, keep a larger plastic bag, something you can spread big enough that you probably can do what you need to do into it, or at least a doggy bag roll or something you can at least try to use to collect the stuff and the toiled paper into so you can take it to the nearest garbage bit at least, the same you'd do with dog poop. If very loose collecting doesn't necessarily be possible though, but even then you can least get that toilet paper with you.
So use your head. There is always a solution for things like that.
BTW, what ruined my stomach now nearly 30 years ago - before that I had no issues, all worked well - was being given several courses of antibiotics in only a few months. Which all I obediently just took. The problem was never even checked, no testing whether it was bacterial infections or something else. Later turned out it had most likely been from mold exposure in the place I was living in then. But doctors know best, right?
Not really, it's more like five times a week or even month, since they usually also claim to have all the stupid make-believe 'intolerances' and 'allergies' which means they eat nothing but overpriced soy Frankenfood crap that completely bungs them up and then causes them fairy-tale 'health issues'. Vegetarians maybe, because they aren't that insane and actually eat real fibrous food.
I am an, organic wherever possible, carnivore who also eats his daily recommended intake of fibre and I enjoy 3-4 healthy, satisfying, two-sheet-wiper poops a day.
Literally 'talking shit' saves lives. Animals instinctively know to monitor their dumps for detection and diagnostic purposes. We think we're so that much cleverer with all our meretricious tech that we don't need to listen to what our butts spell out for us in the bowl.
In a different life earlier in my career, I worked for a German company and visited the corporate offices in Hamburg.
They had toilet bowls with a little diagnostic shelf molded in so you could examine your deposit before flushing. I was told it was due to the influence of some doctor before WWII. Since they worked fine, it was too expensive to rip them all out and put newer shelfless ones in just to eliminate the weirdness.
It's possible. I only know the story I was told and there's unfortunately no one left to ask.
The company went under decades ago. Last I checked, the factories were levelled and the only reference to the company I could find was about them using slave labor under the Nazis.
They were in business over a century and a half and were an integral part of shipbuilding in Hamburg and around the world, expanding out to mining and heavy machinery before I left. Now they're all but forgotten. As far as the Internet is concerned, they never existed.
You guys should have been in the military!!!!!! AND the stuff we had to go through in 'Nam!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! Esp. when rockets were coming in. One could drop a load, wipe and be out the shitter in a matter of seconds!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Among the things you rather not think about much when reading history. Think about those noble knights, and the fact that getting the armor on wasn't exactly done as fast as getting your trousers back up takes. Or that taking it off wasn't as fast as dropping your trousers either.
And the fact that they had to fight maybe for hours wearing that armor... :D
Oh I hear you. But a lot of them who piously claim to be on such diets to their peers, are actually just lazily consuming all the Big Corporate Food 'vegan' and 'free from' shite that is just the likes of Bill Gates' chemicals and plastics moulded into a food shape. They're going to McDonalds and getting the 'plant-based' shite just as often as they're saying they had artichoke rice and gluten-free mung beans. And yeah when they finally go for a BM it is unsurprisingly unholy.
Veganism is a mental illness, and as with other forms of mental illness comes mendacity as part and parcel.
Just get some farm animals and you WILL change your entire "eww!" thing about poop. I guarantee it...Oh, you haven't lived until you've pulled foot long pieces of orchard grass out of a dog's ass with your bare hands... BECAUSE you can't let that dingle stuck on the end continue to slap between the dog's ankles like that on the walk ...it just ain't civilized
A Healthcare professional should know better- I used to run...you time that shit. She is a vile human and if dogs can get their owners cited, so should she. Nasty ho
😱 so zero rapes, zero murders, zero shop lifting, zero crime but someone taking a dump, really, no one has never taken a dump out side is the number one crime, 😱
So she can’t poop outside but 1000 of homeless do it everyday. Some people can’t run without that sensation. This used to be normal human behavior. A little rain and it’s gone. Funny I knew a nurse that had the same issue. Using infra red for this? Waste of time. It was at night which is more dangerous for her!
In my mind, I see a picture of the FBI analyzing striations along a turd. Then I see them asking a dirty judge for a search warrant for another turd the suspect has yet to drop... for comparison purposes of course. Semi-solid science...like bullet comparisons
Was she from a turd world country?
I assumed a pajeeta, but after hearing her talk, likely some white woman.
I don't know if she has IBS or some excuse (which may be somewhat acceptable) or has a kink or what, but sadly it doesn't seem to be an Indian
I suppose something like IBS is the likely reason, and maybe why she runs at night, but if that was already the third time she should by now prepare for it. I have had some problems with that, and you can't completely prevent that type of "emergencies" no matter what you do, although you can certainly limit how often that problem occurs with what you eat (but it's not that big a problem in the countryside, even if there are no public toilets or anything similar around you can always go to the nearest actual forest, a suitable distance from roads or paths, and if you don't have anything to take the paper you used to wipe dig a hole for at least for that, and cover the other stuff with something like fallen branches).
So, well, keep a larger plastic bag, something you can spread big enough that you probably can do what you need to do into it, or at least a doggy bag roll or something you can at least try to use to collect the stuff and the toiled paper into so you can take it to the nearest garbage bit at least, the same you'd do with dog poop. If very loose collecting doesn't necessarily be possible though, but even then you can least get that toilet paper with you.
So use your head. There is always a solution for things like that.
BTW, what ruined my stomach now nearly 30 years ago - before that I had no issues, all worked well - was being given several courses of antibiotics in only a few months. Which all I obediently just took. The problem was never even checked, no testing whether it was bacterial infections or something else. Later turned out it had most likely been from mold exposure in the place I was living in then. But doctors know best, right?
Prolly a vegan - they have to poop like five times a day...
Not really, it's more like five times a week or even month, since they usually also claim to have all the stupid make-believe 'intolerances' and 'allergies' which means they eat nothing but overpriced soy Frankenfood crap that completely bungs them up and then causes them fairy-tale 'health issues'. Vegetarians maybe, because they aren't that insane and actually eat real fibrous food.
I am an, organic wherever possible, carnivore who also eats his daily recommended intake of fibre and I enjoy 3-4 healthy, satisfying, two-sheet-wiper poops a day.
I always like it when people can talk about their BMs/
LOLOL
It's a bit like farting in front of one's partner, early in the relationship.
Everyone side-eyes instinctively...
Literally 'talking shit' saves lives. Animals instinctively know to monitor their dumps for detection and diagnostic purposes. We think we're so that much cleverer with all our meretricious tech that we don't need to listen to what our butts spell out for us in the bowl.
Agreed.
In a different life earlier in my career, I worked for a German company and visited the corporate offices in Hamburg.
They had toilet bowls with a little diagnostic shelf molded in so you could examine your deposit before flushing. I was told it was due to the influence of some doctor before WWII. Since they worked fine, it was too expensive to rip them all out and put newer shelfless ones in just to eliminate the weirdness.
I thought the poop shelf was to eliminate splashing.
It's possible. I only know the story I was told and there's unfortunately no one left to ask.
The company went under decades ago. Last I checked, the factories were levelled and the only reference to the company I could find was about them using slave labor under the Nazis.
They were in business over a century and a half and were an integral part of shipbuilding in Hamburg and around the world, expanding out to mining and heavy machinery before I left. Now they're all but forgotten. As far as the Internet is concerned, they never existed.
You guys should have been in the military!!!!!! AND the stuff we had to go through in 'Nam!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! Esp. when rockets were coming in. One could drop a load, wipe and be out the shitter in a matter of seconds!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Among the things you rather not think about much when reading history. Think about those noble knights, and the fact that getting the armor on wasn't exactly done as fast as getting your trousers back up takes. Or that taking it off wasn't as fast as dropping your trousers either.
And the fact that they had to fight maybe for hours wearing that armor... :D
I am talking about the rice-and-bean Vegans, who have to eat multiple rather large plates of food everyday. Or. fruitarians.
My experience is that they had to trot off to the loo every few hours.
As a dirty carnivore (I also eat dairy, fish, fowl, and occasional white rice), I have no problems
Oh I hear you. But a lot of them who piously claim to be on such diets to their peers, are actually just lazily consuming all the Big Corporate Food 'vegan' and 'free from' shite that is just the likes of Bill Gates' chemicals and plastics moulded into a food shape. They're going to McDonalds and getting the 'plant-based' shite just as often as they're saying they had artichoke rice and gluten-free mung beans. And yeah when they finally go for a BM it is unsurprisingly unholy.
Veganism is a mental illness, and as with other forms of mental illness comes mendacity as part and parcel.
The ultimate health food song
https://youtu.be/jQnIL-XPerQ
Oh, a clean sweep?
Noice!
I go first thing in the morning...
That way I'm not walking around full of shit all day...
Just imagine how many you interact with that literally ARE full of shit? A LOT
u/#catdance
Just get some farm animals and you WILL change your entire "eww!" thing about poop. I guarantee it...Oh, you haven't lived until you've pulled foot long pieces of orchard grass out of a dog's ass with your bare hands... BECAUSE you can't let that dingle stuck on the end continue to slap between the dog's ankles like that on the walk ...it just ain't civilized
Gross
Soon as you see the word 'Nurse' in a headline...
you know a dose of crazy has been prescribed
"Nurse" is the new "Florida Man."
no sweat go to LA
A Healthcare professional should know better- I used to run...you time that shit. She is a vile human and if dogs can get their owners cited, so should she. Nasty ho
I'm a land surveyor. I have shat in the wild a few times.
I've done it many times,but the woods are not a city park....
i like to pull off on the shoulder of the freeway
I try and hold out until the next gas station....
pull up a tree and have a seat........
Who gives a shit? She went way off the paved trail.
who took her shit?
Video of the culprit....
😱 so zero rapes, zero murders, zero shop lifting, zero crime but someone taking a dump, really, no one has never taken a dump out side is the number one crime, 😱
Oh nos, she is a victim. Darn you police for protecting people from her mental illness.
I had heard bad things about Nurse Practitioners, but this surpasses them all.
Our home in a rural barangay in the Philippines has a sign at the border, it”s a zero defecation barangay, no shitting in the woods allowed. Lol
So she can’t poop outside but 1000 of homeless do it everyday. Some people can’t run without that sensation. This used to be normal human behavior. A little rain and it’s gone. Funny I knew a nurse that had the same issue. Using infra red for this? Waste of time. It was at night which is more dangerous for her!
In my mind, I see a picture of the FBI analyzing striations along a turd. Then I see them asking a dirty judge for a search warrant for another turd the suspect has yet to drop... for comparison purposes of course. Semi-solid science...like bullet comparisons
Direct link to video below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XreUowtFCb4
Why not label this a “shitpost”?
LMAO!
Bwahahahahahahaha!
sort of like Swalwell leaving a chem trail... smoke in the air
u/#fart
Too bad police wont bother using those resources to arrest murderers, drug dealers,crook politicians, illegals,etc.