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81352 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was wondering what my ex-wife was up to nowadays.

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81352 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just when I thought I couldn’t be more in love with her . . .

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81352 13 points ago +13 / -0

I think the frazzledrip question was asked not to get an answer, but to expose the word to sunlight. I would bet that 95% of Americans - until now - had never heard of it.

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81352 9 points ago +9 / -0

"For further updated information on funeral arrangements, pagers will be provided.

At US/Israel's expense of course."

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81352 11 points ago +11 / -0

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.

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81352 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your OP has six fingers.

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81352 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was trying to come up with a pun for one of his song titles, but I could only name two of his songs.

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81352 3 points ago +3 / -0

Her dad taught her to keep some kicking around money in the house. Hope she still has some left.

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81352 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those two will no longer threaten ICE agents.

And that’s Pretti Good.

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81352 9 points ago +9 / -0

If American troops rolled into my Canadian town, most residents would invite them in to watch the hockey game, make a sandwich platter and give them a beer.

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81352 6 points ago +6 / -0

One eye scanning the treetops . . . one eye looking for dew worms.

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81352 10 points ago +10 / -0

🙏🏻

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81352 7 points ago +7 / -0

And to think this retard was nearly one "Kamala-cracks-her-head-while-pissed-on-wine" incident away from being the Leader of the Free World.

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81352 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought this was gonna be about Albert, Freddie, and B.B.

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