BREAKING: A pair of stinky old boots entered the race and bumped Trudeau down to fifth place.
The Lion King is still running on Broadway. She could play one of the hyenas.
Who is that person?
If you're not too old and infirm to serve in the US Congress, you're not too old and infirm to serve out a prison sentence.
They waited until AFTER the election to apply the "most qualified" label on Kamala. They'd have been laughed at if they had dared to make that claim when it mattered.
If misogyny prevents women from being elected President, how did Hillary win the popular vote in 2016?
The slender silhouette tells us that is not the real Hillary.
Weren't they in a moving subway car?
The person she was clinging to before she fell probably recoiled in horror to feel the touch of the vampire on their flesh.
Bill looks like one of those animated puppets in a Rankin-Bass holiday special.
Nobody comes between Nancy Pelosi and her money. Except Ben and Jerry.
You're just jelly because Pelosi is a financial genius. Oh, and you're a misogynist too, even if you are a woman.
Trump needs to throw in a pair of high heeled shoes and some fishnet stockings, both sized small, and a long curly wig to go with them.
Who was screwing the chef? And who killed the chef?
Bear in mind, the alternatives were Shithead McCain and Assface Romney.
But who did it and why? What are they covering up or preventing?
Casper's cousin worked for the CIA. That's why they called him Spooky.
Dr. Jill's hideous taste strongly suggests she (and "Joe") are under control of the White Hats. What a funny penalty it would be for her to be allowed to live in the White House while being forced to dress and decorate like a mad-woman.
This film covers up the fact that the Zapruder film, as released to the public, is a crude forgery. This film is a "limited hangout."
Gloria Stivic and Laverne de Fazio dumped his sorry ass for a reason.
She's annoyed she didn't pay herself as much as she paid Oprah while the money was still there.
Knowing Elon Musk is going to shut down Nancy Pelosi's Congressional liquor store, Kamala is having the inventory shipped to her new bachelorette pad.
You can't put a squaw peg in a round hole.
She's wearing Queen Hillary purple.
Sesame Street teaches children how to watch TV.