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FuzzAldrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

The most beautiful First Lady in history, according to Don LeMon.

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FuzzAldrin 11 points ago +11 / -0

It used to be Barry Sotero Drive before they changed its name.

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FuzzAldrin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Assassination outsider Carter defeats Ford by a whisker.

Carter opens House Select Committee to investigate the assassination.

Investigatory whitewash ensues.

Carter administration sabotaged out of office by Deep State.

Assassination insider HW Bush helps Reagan win White House via Iran/Contra deal.

Reagan is shot, allegedly by the black sheep son of a family friend of VP Bush.

Plot fails. Reagan recovers. Bush has to wait eight years to officially claim White House.

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FuzzAldrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pass 25th Amendment, Giving President power to appoint Vice President.

Agnew driven out of VP office.

Nixon selects Ford of Warren Commission fame to be VP

Nixon forced out, Ford becomes first POTUS never to appear on a ballot.

Ford names Nelson Rockefeller VP.

Ford gets shot at by "lone nut woman." Plot fails.

Ford gets shot at again by another "lone nut woman." Plot fails again.

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FuzzAldrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

The church of my childhood had a sign out front that said, "Love Thy Neighbor, Get Vaccinated."

I wonder if the taxpayers unwittingly funded the church's campaign.

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FuzzAldrin 4 points ago +4 / -0

It would have been funny to see the liberal women of America elect a penised person as the first female President just because their trusted authority figures told them to.

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FuzzAldrin 7 points ago +7 / -0

I believe that. You can't get the toothpaste back in the tube. Once we collectively agreed Big Mike is a tranny, the illusion was shattered forever.

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FuzzAldrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean Romulus and Remus were noodles?

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FuzzAldrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Apparently Michelle Obama has been receiving generous monthly checks from the US taxpayers since 2008.

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FuzzAldrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trust Rome to name a hospital after a noodle.

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FuzzAldrin 39 points ago +39 / -0

Joe Biden shoved the dildo of inflation up this guy's ass for so long, he grew to enjoy the sensation.

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FuzzAldrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Notice the new Snow White's costume makes her look like the flag of Ukraine.

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FuzzAldrin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where is Dudley Do-right when you need him?

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FuzzAldrin 4 points ago +4 / -0

I read somewhere that not only was George H. W. Bush present at the Texas School Book Depository, as one of the principal overseers of the assassination, but that his teenage son, George W. was also present.

W. would have had no role to play that day. But his presence there would confer upon him a degree of insider status that would presumably guarantee his future and his loyalty to the cabal. It's quite possible that both Bushes joined the rank of potential Presidents that fateful day.

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FuzzAldrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Senate Democrats still feel the sting of those forty lashes she gave them with that wet noodle of hers.

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FuzzAldrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Johnny Carson declared that he would not make public appearances after he retired, and he stuck to that. As the host of The Tonight Show, Carson saw plenty of superannuated celebrities making rather macabre spectacles of themselves on TV rather than retiring with dignity.

Bruce Springsteen is 75 years old. Perhaps he should take it easy from now on. For his own good, and everyone else's.

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FuzzAldrin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Five years ago today, they shut down the USA.

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FuzzAldrin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Copperfield would probably rather make the Epstein List disappear.

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