You could land a jumbo-fucking-jet on Whitmer's forehead.

Warn a girl before you put up a pic of that demon next time! lol

Seriously though, so many comments under the post with the same sentiment: "not a dam thing will be done."

Hey military, you're up on stage next!

That would be top-shelf kek right there. Gonna need more popcorn!

That's brilliant! Many Americans (me included) are just unaware that these sort of legal procedures/remedies exist and just feel helpless. Thanks for the education and I'm praying for you and your family's continued safety and success!

So is it against the rules for the police to just fire their gun into the air (or ground) prior to the shooting in order to get the attention of SS to get the president out of there before the shooting happened, or was it a matter of not yet knowing if the dude had a gun or not?

Thanks for posting the video footage!

The movie was G.I. Jane.

Maybe USSS needs to implement a Navy SEAL prereq - already trained and only men.

I almost responded that way but erased most of what I wrote and just left the Repub comment lol. I'm with you. "I'm tired, boss."

Because she's not a Republican? We'd be locked up like a J6'r.

Make IRA Great Again!

Now it’s time to fight like your the third monkey going up the ramp on the ark and it’s starting to rain

LOL good one, I'm totally stealing that phrase!!

I can't get in :(

Edit: After 35 minutes of trying, I finally got in! Only music playing right now so I don't know if it's over or hasn't even started :D

"Extradite deez nuts" hahaha I'm ded

Best response to his tweet so far:

https://twitter.com/Shawn_Farash/status/1823026759530414383

lololol

I literally said that to my husband when I heard about the crash ... "Oh that means probably somebody important was on board, cancer cure doctors or something."

<that face when you wish you weren't right>

These are women - what woman could look at a baby fetus and think/talk so callously about it. They're missing something basic in a woman, in their SOUL, that embraces nurturing and that innate protectiveness and love towards babies. They truly are evil. I can't fathom it.

As long as it's not President Trump's arrest!

Well if you look at it as a date, it would have to be this year (possibly next as the last?), but if you look at it as 11.3 Law of War ""End of Occupation and Duration of GC Obligations" that could be any time. Soon? Not soon? Who knows.

But if it IS a date 11/3 ... let's just say I'm trying not to get too excited!

The thought has occurred to me that this is all a ploy to get people to watch the DNC because they otherwise just can't compete with the RNC numbers, and they want to be able to say "Hey, we got more viewers than RNC, see how popular we are?"

"An estimated 35.38 million viewers watched the fourth and final night of the 2024 Republican National Convention"

And that ain't nothin' compared to the seriously heavy shit they're GOING to go through when all the truths come out ... someday™.

u/#popcorn

Hmm that used to be Michael Jackson (this gif I'm using, that is).

I'll assemble my Jimmy Carter grieving outfit for next week.

And here I thought Ripple was the wine on Sanford & Sons ... I'm so old. :(

Oh, you mean Sting sold his estate to the U.S. Taxpayer. Nice. Planning my vacay now.

Maybe it's time to make the participants drop trou once they step into the ring to prove their sex.

The Knife-sized Pitchfork 3000! It pokes! It prods! It pierces! Fits snugly in your back pocket for discreet carry! Get yours today!