He didn't go to the island because he did all his kiddie diddling at the ranch.

No neck lump. The real Fetterman couldn't find South Africa on a map.

The Buffet Owners Association (BFA) anti-Christie petition had an impact.

He 'ded. Rooskie missile in Kiev.

Don't worry doubters, Jimmi is still a pedo. He did all his kiddie diddling at the Epstein Ranch, not on the island. Does it still count?

The name of James Madison, the genius author of our Constitution, who defined the freedoms of US citizens, forms the first two words of this headline. The irony is thick with this one.

Careful here, or you get into the subject of stand-ins, actors, doubles and yes, clones. Think Fetterman, Fauci, McConnell and a host of others. Maybe they are working on a Austin impersonator. Opening act coming soon.

Back of the class? That's OK. Your here now. There's side by side pics of them at the same age. Virtually identical.

Strange looking lady talks smart and speaks truthiness. Works for me. We're in a war. She's in my foxhole.

Just a thought -- how many of those jobs are held by big fast dudes on the football team?

Throw down your weapons and lie down flat on your back. Beg the Russians not to kill you. Thanks NATO !!!

"Please wear your seat belt at all times for safety." No shit !!!

You are probably right. Post a picture of Hobbs verified from today. Gen. Milley too. Colbert should be easy. That would kill off the rumors.

Fun Hopium Rumor: Katie Hobbs was hung at GITMO on Christmas Day, 2023 for treason and conspiracy to commit murder.

Somebody run a parental DNA check for Big Mike.

Now sealed you say? That was fast evidence collecting. Were they able to dust for prints and do forensics among all that trash so quickly?

Did the police arrest the culprits, or people trying to uncover the tunnel?

Time for an exit stage lefty. Kenya is nice this time of year.

Pence -- the only player around Trump that was never attacked.

Wouldn't that be impeachment Nan? You already tried -- and failed.

The cooks too? Damn shame.

The rats run the prisons.

Has everyone forgotten the neck lump? The original F-man had one the size of my fist. That's major surgery. Show me the same lump or a scar -- or he ain't in the club.

Good move. The entire country is on his side.

Hasn't J6 always seemed way overblown? Here's why. Because the real plan failed. Imagine for a nanosecond an image of Trump, with his MAGA supporters, in front of the Capitol building THAT'S IN FLAMES !! Pelosi's daughter was even there to film it. BUT, tunnels leading in and out of the building were blocked by white hats. BLM/Antifa couldn't get in with flammables, and Nancy and her cohorts couldn't get out -- they had to exit thru the front door. MAGA would have been blamed. Now, Pelosi and her traitor demons just look like idiots.