When she was growing up, I used to think she was just going through an awkward phase.
Oh well.
A history teacher told our class that they used to bring Wilson out once a day to let everyone know he was still alive, but it wasn't him making any decisions.
There's a photo with a little boy sitting on Trump's lap. Trump is completely appropriate. He is not inhaling the child's hair the way Biden would.
In elementary school, each class would sit at its own large table. I sometimes brought peanut butter sandwiches when I didn't buy the hot lunch. This was the eighties, and I'm glad I didn't cause anyone to wind up in the ER.
Lizzo recently claimed she was the beauty standard for women.
If she promised to always keep her clothes on, I might be tempted to vote liberal. But I don't see that happening.
Dave Barry once parodied this with, "It was hard during the Depression. Even though the school was two miles away, we walked back and forth five times."
I went to elementary school in the eighties. Only two kids out of 24 were at all heavy. Compared to the kids today, they almost wouldn't be called fat.
No one was openly gay at my school before college. There were rumors, but no one was actually out.
Kids used to do it on Halloween for kicks. Some "art."
When I was a kid, I was always annoyed that when I wanted to draw a person, the "flesh" colored crayon was nowhere near any person's skin tone.
So oppressed.
I think it's recommended you castle in the first 12 moves or so. But there are always exceptions to the rule in chess.
Women used to work in the fields, give birth and apparently go back to work soon after.
I'd like to see a man do that.
It's so unfair. I was born a guy, so I can't suffer cramps and mood swings every month.
Now that's a hardship.
Since I became a conservative, my mental health is much better and I stopped a drug I'd been taking since my twenties.
I'd tell my doc the reason, but I suspect she'd think I was delusional so I don't.
Fistulas are apparently really smelly. In Third World countries, women can develop them from botched surgery and they are forced to leave their communities.
Not something I'd want to risk.
A friend I had at college had some nightstick thing attached to her key chain which she got at a self-defense class. I don't think she ever had to use it, though.
I saw a complaint in some forum in which the poster complained that when you're older and do a customer service job, people expect you to be a dummy.
I just assume they actually know what they're doing. They may have any number of reasons why they have taken the job.
There are a minority of people who are born "intersex." However, it is a small percentage.
Weird Al wrote a song called, "Everything You Know is Wrong." It's meant to be humorous, but the chorus really fits these days.
It's pretty easy to get tested. They do it at the Olympics.
There's a scene in the movie "Jesus Revolution," where the teen is deeply skeptical of duck and cover. He has a point.
In her memoir, Michelle Obama relates how she tried to get her daughter to come out and admire the rainbow lights. Her daughter was all, "I have homework, Mom. I can't."
Smart kid.
I also hate "assigned at birth."
Homework is assigned. Sex is natural. It's like saying, "My eyes were assigned as blue at birth."
I knew a lot of libs who gloated after the Access Hollywood tape.
"Trump is done! He's going to drop out."
Deja vu all over again.
If he farted in her direction, that's literal assault.