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coolhandcuke 10 points ago +11 / -1

You mean jamming your political agenda down the throats of unwililng people isn't a surefire strategy to boost profits? I'm shocked.

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coolhandcuke 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nancy Reagan taught my generation that if someone offers you drugs, just say no.

Her advice stuck.

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coolhandcuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

During the pandemic, my dad emailed me and said he was worried I might develop long Covid. I assured him I felt fine and apparently recovered from Covid, as it had been months since I'd had it.

This was proof that I probably had long Covid. I didn't try to argue this because you can't.

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coolhandcuke 5 points ago +5 / -0

Interesting, it goes by an androgynous name. Trannies usually pick an ultra-feminine name.

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

My bank had an armed security guard blocking the door during the pandemic. He looked very nervous for some reason. Masks were required.

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coolhandcuke 9 points ago +9 / -0

I know someone who has noticeably aged and seems to have developed a limp. I haven't asked her specifically why this is, but she did mention once she took the clot shot.

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coolhandcuke 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wasn't a dead person elected recently? So this isn't far off.

by Kokonut
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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden can empathize, people keep calling him, "President," and make hm do speeches and stuff, and it's bizarre.

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coolhandcuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe that's why he finds it so hard to keep his lies straight?

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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also Dollars for Docs has something where you type in your doc's name and state and it will show you if he/she is getting paid by a drug co.

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coolhandcuke 5 points ago +5 / -0

So true. The novelist, David Foster Wallace, temporarily stopped his meds, then went back on and they stopped working. Nothing he tried after that apparently worked. He must have been in tremendous pain.

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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

It looks like it could cause seizures if looked at for too long.

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or: "I don't want to take responsibility for bad things that happen to me, so I'll just blame the "experts" if I follow their advice and it wrecks my life."

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Luft does not mean red, which it is in the original.

I always thought it did as a kid when the song came out.

Wonder why the change.

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coolhandcuke 7 points ago +7 / -0

Doctor to 90 pound woman. "OK, you firmly believe you're a blimp? Well, then I must respect how you identify. Keep hitting the gym, you porker."

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Saw an article that asked readers, "What remake would you like to see?"

Someone wrote in that they wanted some Harry Potter spinoffs, but only if JK wasn't involved.

Good luck with that.

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coolhandcuke 5 points ago +5 / -0

I remember during a 2016 election debate, Trump mentions offhandedly that he's made so many friends on the campaign trail. I couldn't imagine Hillary saying that and sounding sincere. I was impressed.

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coolhandcuke 4 points ago +4 / -0

My family also thinks I am crazy. I deal with depression and anxiety so I guess this is proof, except which came first the chicken or the egg?

I haven't said this to them, but I'm glad I wasn't "crazy" enough to take the vaccine so hopefully will outlive them all.

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