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queef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Florida also has fewer looting opportunities than other vacation destinations.

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queef 14 points ago +14 / -0

Maybe the Hubbell Hobble will be a new dance craze at Gitmo.

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queef 3 points ago +3 / -0

Abe Lincoln was a friend of mine, and I think he would be more shocked at the reference to Chick-fil-A.

I really hope RFK, Jr. is part of the plan.

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queef 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'm starting to think we won't be fixing 2020.

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queef 14 points ago +14 / -0

Make sure to run the “FOX News Alert” banner before showing pictures of Hunter’s cock.

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queef 2 points ago +2 / -0

She should have corrected it and said he was pegged by a Chinese spy.

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queef 3 points ago +3 / -0

Something is very fishy about this analogy.

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queef 1 point ago +1 / -0

That requires the House to flip back, in which case he gets less done. That isn't good from a planning perspective.

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queef 8 points ago +8 / -0

Clearly this is biased against anyone with hairy palms.

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queef 1 point ago +1 / -0

Buy one dude, get one free.

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queef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her poor personal chef just ran to the supermarket to stock up on flour, butter, chocolate, lard, Cocoa Puffs, and soda. There wasn’t any lettuce in that shopping cart.

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queef 1 point ago +1 / -0

Note to self: if I come up with the name of a new disease, try to avoid the initials BBC in it.

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queef 8 points ago +8 / -0

Plot twist: that filly made headlines in 2018 by beating a 10-term New York Democrat incumbent in a congressional primary, before becoming the youngest woman ever elected to Congress.

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queef 2 points ago +2 / -0

From her picture and her politics, I can confidently state she/her has not nor ever will shave her pubes.

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